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This is my first "official" Battle Report and so, please feel free to express your opinion on my BR. (Some of you might now me as the idiot who doesn't know HTML form the forum)

On to the good stuff now (no not that stuff...unfortunately, damn pigs! *cough* I mean cops).

After about a minute of arguing with ~l3H~CoMmAnDo who wanted to watch, but went in the "PLAYERS" side, the match finally begun. only to be stopped because of ~l3H~CoMmAnDo's ignorance (he changed sides at the last second).

And so, we recreate (not telling ~l3H~CoMmAnDo the password)and the game finally begins;

The match is Abusing [reg:49-29-2, ladder: 9-6-1 (1115 rating)] (Zerg by last second choice @ 6 o'clock) VS XxMaJiNnxX [62-87-15] (Majinn from now on, for brevity's sake) (Protoss by random @ 12 o'clock). And the peon race begins! After reaching 9 control Abusing does the infamous Extractor trick, Majinn on his side starts making his pylon after his 9th probe, and then proceeds to make 2 Gateways. All the while Abusing making his Spawning pool, and an Overlord (scouting the 9 o'clock spot with his other).

It's now approximately 4 minutes in the game and Majinn starts to scout, he, surprisingly, sends one Zealot straight into oblivion (also know as Abusing's base).....can anyone say map hack?, map hack *slap* no you idiot, its called luck! Abusing had just expanded at his natural, so this Zeal was a little surprise for him, but he already had a few spare lings hanging around.

*Ding* 5 minutes

During this "attack" Abusing makes an extra hatchery, and a sunken colony at his expansion, and begins the process known as "pumping lings". Majinn now decides that expanding is good idea, and does so, at his natural. And sends a not so frightening troop of 4 zeals. These poor souls were savagely torn to shreds by Abusing's forces, so much for the run-pass-the-defenses-to-get-to-the-mineral-line tactic... it just doesn't work against 11 lings and a sunken. After this feeble attempt of destruction, Abusing went on to upgrading his main's hatchery to a lair, he also came up the idea of getting hydra's, so he made the den. While he was doing that, Majinn started the weirdest strat I can recall, he proceeded to make 2 pylons with 4 Gateways, right under his base, where they could easily be ravaged...how odd.

*Ding* 10 minutes

After these came in from Aiur (isn't the "Temple" on Aiur?) he then continued his odd strat by attempting to make a ring of cannons, and pylons, the problem with this is, while he's consuming large amounts of dough on pylons and a few cannons, Abusing is making quite a formidable force of hydras (about 15), lings (about 25), and lurkers (about 8), sure pylons and cannons look cool and all but you're not going to win if you're too defensive. Lets be honest now how many games have you seen being won by cannons?...Ummm....you know what, never mind about that question.

*Ding* 15 minutes (about in the quarter of this)

Abusing finally decided to live up to his name, and sent in his lurkers, these were able to destroy a few pylons (that had no coverage from cannons) they also got passed the gateways and were able to destroy one of them and the forge behind them. During their ravage, Abusing sent in the rest of his force, and proceeded to teach Majinn how that run-pass-the-defenses-to-get-to-the-mineral-line tactic works, after passing the cannons there were about 10 hydras and 12 lings left to abuse everything else. Majinn in a last resort attempt at surviving tried to make a few cannons at the ramp, but this was after nearly half of Abusing's forces had gone though. Too late, if only you would of done so, instead of making all those now useless pylons in the middle of nowhere. Oh well better luck next time!

I am deeply sorry, but in my small incompetent mind the though of noting the final scores never came up. oops! But what do scores show anyway? Who cares if you have more point then the next, I've seen many games end with the lowest scored player winning. And so that's why I forgot about the scores.

And XxMaJiNnxX sorry if you feel that I have insulted you honor, but I think you would agree that this was not your normal playing, and that this was probably the: Worst game everrr *said in the comic book store guys voice*

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