| The game that never ends.... | | | Author: | | | IP: | user-2inXXXX | | Date: | 04/22/01 07:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
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You are a kind, kind person. You know how much my last BR sucked and you still decided to check this out. You are so kind, and so brave. However. I bring you today, not a To Train a Newbie. Not a fanfic. But a really BR. Oh my god. Without further ado, I bring you
It was an ordinary day in the peaceful land of ~NoHunters. Bruised cattle wandering around, ducks and geese swimming in the pond. Seeing that two of the inhabitants of this wonderful land were ready to start a game, I decided to jump in and annoy them, I mean obs. And so, the game, a fight betweenUncle~Jam and WarLeaderJustin began.
It started out with Uncle~Jam getting the pretty purple Terrans at the 9 o'clock position and WarLeaderJustin getting the ugly brown zerg at 6.
Now, I'm doing this BR strait from memory with pics that I didn't even take. I hadn't planned on BRing this, but Justin begged me to. =) So, I'm using his pics, didn't right down build orders, and not having paid as much attention as I should have.
From what I can remember-
Jam did a double rax early and Justin did an early expansion. Jam, after scouting and finding Justin and his early expansion quickly sent an SCV over to Justin's natural and started building a bunker while building two marines. Justin sent a drone to attack the offending SCV, while making two Creep Colonies by the bunker. The SCV died right after making the bunker, and the drone started puking on the bunker, in a sad attempt to make it go away. Just as two marines and a SCV marched up to the bunker, the two sunkens hatched. One rine died to the sunken before reaching the bunker, and the other one made it in. The marine fired it's BB gun at the drone, while the SCV frantically repaired the bunker. The two sunkens made short work of the bunker while the drone owned the SCV.
With the threat gone, Justin went back to powering drones, while Jam made some more marines. Jam then sent some marines and an SCV to Justin's choke, just a little away from Justin's sunkens, which now totaled three. The SCV made a bunker, and the marines pulled out the porn and waited.
It was about this time which Justin decided to expand. He sent a drone off, bound for the 12 position. As it walked past the marines, one fired at it, but was pulled back before it chased the drone across the map.
And so, one of the turning points in the game happened there. Since Justin now started an expansion at the 12 main, he had double resourses that Jam was pulling in, a very good thing as Zerg.
This is where the two strats differed. Justin teched up a bit, creating a lair. Meanwhile Jam made marines, medics and tanks.
By this point Justin had figured out that he was facing M&M, and thought about the perfect counter. Lurkers.
And so, a lurker drop was planned. Lurkers were loaded into the transports, four I beleive, possibly six and afermentioned lurkers headed over to 9 oclock. Now during the planning of this drop a scouting marine was sent to each of the unused mains {12 and 3} and the 12 Zerg was noticed.
As for the lurker drop.....well.....that didn't go to well. Unfortunatly for Justin tanks>lurkers. With the help of scan only a few SCVs were lost in the drop.
Jam was now pissed. The funk in his trunk got funky, and he decided to go fry some zerg. So, marines said goodbye to there families. Tanks...well.....I have a theory that the tank drivers are all gay, so they have no family to say goodbye to, but the afermentioned units went up to the lightly defended zerg 12 expansion. Tanks totally owned the hydras stationed there. So much for resource advantage.
Taking it in stride, Justin wanted stayed on the offensive, and to do this he loaded up a handful of overlords with hydralisks. And sent them off to Jam. The hydras dropped at the edge of the cliff, and moved in. However, the same tanks that owned the lurkers, owned the hydras equally, and the attack was put down. However it was evident that the terran production wasn't as quick as the zerg, and Jam's forces were wearing thin.
Now, the zerg are totally based on macro right? If you don't agree, maybe you will soon. In a sheer act of the ownage of having tons of resources and tons of hatceries Justing produced a new army of 3485709 hydras, hatched seven lurkers loaded them up, and sent them to the terran main. Tanks killed hydras. Hydras killed M&M. M&M killed everything. Lurkers killed buildings. Overlords floated there in that sexy way they do. Blood was flying everywhere. Children died, wifes cried, zerg were fried. In the end however, zerg came out on top. The entire terran main was wiped out. Now wait, you may say. Supposedly Jam was macroing all this time.
Where is all his guys? Anally raping the undefended zerg main.
A few sunkens and about twelve newly hatched hydras were no match for about 50 M&M, and the main was in ruins. GG I thought. Two times I thought this. I was wondering why the game wasn't over. Then I saw it. purple dots at 12 and brown dots at 9. Evidentally an overlord with a drone had slipped out, and at some point a terran outpost had been set up at 12. So now both players had rotated starting positions, clockwise one spot.
Jam was evidentally afraid of the mighty zergs coming and killing him, maybe thinking that there was an expansion at 3, but he was wrong. The zerg army was in no state to fight, and both players rebuilt.
Jam opted for a more defensive build, making about four scvs and rebuilding his base.
Justin did the exact oposite, rebuilding his economy and plopping about three hatches down before making any tech structures. Then it happened. A spire was created. With three cliff sunkens and two lurkers holding his choke, Justin felt glad to tech like a whore, going all the way up to guardians while Jam finally got his macro online, and was preparing a huge drop of M&M at Justin's main. Once again, both players were gonna attack each other. Whoa. Mutas moved to the upper left corner of the map, and crawled into cacoons for the winter. At the sunlight of spring lit the land of Found Temple, pretty guardians emerged and started to tear into the terran main. At the same time the M&M started raping the zerg. With both armies away, the respective bases fell easily, the only differance is that Justin had awsome defence at his natural, which caused Jam to pause, and state "gg."
That's right, after about three times of thinking the game was over, it was finally over. Now all that was left was for Justin to bust out with "you can BR if you want."
To the players, I'm sorry this came so late. There was a period of time in which I was sucked into pubbie umses, and at one point I was also forced to travel the land of 'relatives' to do the whole birthday deal.
I know a did a few things wrong {like the two chat pictures being a mile long} but I haven't quite figured out Photoshop yet.
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