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| The Forgotten Sport | | | Author: | | | IP: | 1Cust119XXXX | | Date: | 06/13/01 06:06 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
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"The Forgotten Sport"
By: CaughtNaked
Welcome to another CaughtNaked report! The school year is coming to an end
and everyone is getting pumped up for a full summer of 1.08. But what of the
other games. No, not strifeshadow, not warcraft, non of that...A lesser known
sport, a forgoten sport.
Hackie Sack is a sport of cordnation, flexability, and speed. Left behind decades ago
by the hippies, in times where sex was free and the drugs were good. Hackie
sack was left behind as a memory. However, localy in my school a revolution
has begun, a hackie sack revolution. Becoming more and more popular by the
day. So what better topic to cover during this lack of varied reports then
the forgotten sport of hackie sack!
Tonight there is the first anual "Ultimate Hackie Sack Tournament" A
sixteen man tournament in the underground of the hackie sack world. It
is the last match-up of a sixteen man tournament, Eric vs Andy, two
very fine hackie sack players both fine tuning their skills. The final match
is in Eric's backyard and all past players are there except Chris whos sick.
I happen to be judging the sport which works well for my reporting on it.
BTW: I can kick both their ass's so thats why im judge ^^
Round one starts with Eric. He drops the ball to his foot and the five point
match-up for hackie sack supremacy has begun. It flies over to Andy who
returns it with a kick of his own. It zooms back to Eric and is met by his
foot and shoots just past Andy's knee. Its one point Eric, zero Andy.
Andy drops the ball and kicks it in Eric's direction who returns it with his
trademark side kick sending it past Andy before he knows what happened. Erics
up two points now.
He takes the sack and heads it Andy's way. Andy lifts up
his foot to counter and it goes right by it. Three Eric.
Andy, with a look of determination in his eyes sends the sack at Eric's chest where it hits,
drops down and is returned to Andy. Not wanting to be shown up, Andy hits the
sack up with his knee, and sends it at Eric's chest again. Eric, obviously
growing weary of this game, lifts his foot up and slams it down right onto
Andy's foot were it bounces off and lands on the ground! Andy, begening to
lose hope returns the ball to Eric who starts the possibly final point.
He kicks the sack which soars mejesticly onto Andy's forehead and is bounced
back. Eric starts to get ready to return but the sack is to fast and its
Andy's point. Could this be Andy's come back? The greatest upset in hackie
sack history? Lets find out.
Andy takes the sack, gives it a kiss for good
luck, and kicks it. Eric then kicks the ball straight up into the air and we all
watch on the tips of our seats as both players brace themselves for the outcome.
Eric jumps up and actualy jump kicks the sack, bonus points! It
bounces off Andy's stomache and onto the ground. The game is over, Eric
wins!!
This exciting, action packed game goes to show that hackie sack isn't dead,
but alive and kick'n (no pun inteaded) Never forget our lost sport for
it is an important part of American culture.
I'll leave this report with some quotes from the game. These may not be hackie
sack related, or related to anything...but they made me laugh. Instead of
using there real names ill put up there b.net ones. And check this smurfy site out
"Sometimes I like to dance."
-NewBreed's observations on his pastime.
"Never race the faucet, its to quick."
-Ska8or's "words to the wise" about faucet speed.
"You smell like hair cut."
-CaughtNaked(Theres no need to point out that I shouldn't be quoting myself)
My observation on Eric's new deoderant.
Stay tuned for my next report:
"A Day In NoHunters"
A photographic diary of a 'conversation' about NH regulars sexual experences.
In the mean time...
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