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1v1 on (Fictionalized Format!) Lost
Temple
"captain... Captain... CAPTAIN! WAKE UP!"
HuH?
Whoa! I feel like shi*! Guess I shouldn't drink so much before
lunch...
"What do you want cutie?" It sound's like a female, maybe I'll turn
around... OK, here I go...
WHOA! "Hello miss, I'm Captain Stone, you can call me anytime."
"Excuse me Captain, but my face is UP HERE! And it's
Lieutenant."
"I know that, but the view is so much better down here."
*SLAP *
Damn that hurts!
"GET UP CAPTAIN! Major Hill is holding a briefing in the Control Tower
at Starport Number One in three minutes!"
"A starport? When was that built?"
Last thing I remember was some stupid probe trying to put a pylon in
our base before some SCV roasted his ass. That Protoss commander canceled
that pylon so fast... Wanted to buy that SCV driver a beer but he was so
busy that I drank his beer for him. *URP* And you can't celebrate
with just one round, so I bought us another round... and another...
Ahh...
"Get moving! General Who'sGotLag.IDO is going to be there and Major
Hill wants everyone there."
Huh! Medics! Always as pointy as those huge needles on their armor.
Hmm... Well, not all of them... I wonder why I'm in the medical center. Oh
well.
"By the way, hit on some of us medics again like you did last night,
and we might just add some new ones!"
I wonder what that was all about? Shi*! I've got to haul ass.
There're the starports ahead! Well, the second Starport is still being
put together, but I guess it still counts. Huh, the control tower on
Number One is still being built.
I wonder why they call this place Lost Temple, so many battles have
been fought around here that they should call this the Universe's
Cemetery.
Whoa! What the hell! I just tripped over a f*ck*ng Ultralisk blade.
Damn things are practically indestructible. The last eruption on this
volcano just covered it up a little.
Whew! Finally made it to the briefing, hope no one noticed I was late.
What's the major talking about? ... Geology? Oh boy, maybe I can catch
some Z's. Anyone looking at me?
Uh oh! I think I'm sitting next to the General. Yup, it is!
Shi*!
"... and as you can see the peculiar shape of the volcanoes around the
Lost Temple allow lava to flow on one path only for each volcano and then
form calm pools at certain areas..."
Maybe I can sleep with my eyes open... Hmm...
"...these calm spots are of particular importance because minerals
start to crystallize into huge formations. In addition to minerals,
vespene gas is forced into the ground in these areas. After the lava
hardens, the valuable gas can only escape through certain weakpoints,
points that coincide with current vespene gas geysers. As the lava pours
down the volcanoes, it gets poorer in minerals and particularly in gas at
each calm spot it stops. The last pooling spot on this volcano's eruption
path has only a few crystals and no vespene gas geyse..."
Damn this is boring... My ass feels numb...
Blah, blah, blah! Huh? Finally tactical data? Ok.
"We have unloaded on the Eastern-most plateau, a.k.a., the 3 spot.
Regional eruptions have finally stopped long enough for the ground to cool
and mining to recommence. We believe this is the second best spot for a
base in the Lost Temple region. The reason we are here is that a Protoss
force landed at the best defendable spot, the western plateau, before our
forces arrived and we had no troops at the time.
"As is usual for this type of terrain, a wall-in was
constructed..."
Yeah, yeah. I know that already.
"After an offensive cannon attempt was beaten off..." Boring
"...a task force of marines was sent to destroy the weakened Protoss. A
second cannoning attempt at our choke was warping in and the marines
promptly destroyed the cannons before they completed. Unfortunately the
marines also stopped to collect crystal shards from the pylon powering the
warping cannons and the Protoss commander had time to place cannons around
his base as well as warp in four zealots. The nine marines charged in and
were no match for the zealot/cannon combo. There were no survivors.
"I recommend that we cancel all future classes for stained glass window
making, so that future marines won't be distracted by the pretty colored
pylon pieces."
Marines...
"...our ramp is now well blocked and defended by three depots, a
barracks, turrets, three siege tanks in siege mode and a loaded bunker.
The expansion at our natural has it's own bunker and two turrets, but this
is only in case of failure of the choke defenses below our ramp of one
bunker and turret with a sieged tank behind them. The ramp tanks will
provide protective fire while remaining safe from melee units." Wow.
How original. "Another bunker/turret/siege tank combo is being
constructed on the ledge above the mineral only base to interdict troops
heading for the ramp as well as stopping shuttled units. When construction
finishes, ramp defense units can be redeployed and the ramp barracks
removed to aid quick troop deployme..."
*Beep * *Beep* *Beep*
Whose communicator is that? Major Hill is going to be pissed... Oh.
It's the general's. Incoming report? Wonder what's going on?
"...repeat, periodic comsat scans of the Protoss base and possible
expansion sites have sighted dark templar at the Protoss base. Awaiting
orders."
Dark templar? Wish I could get permanent cloaking on my wraith. What's
General Who'sGotLag.IDO gonna do? Oh, he's giving orders now.
"Tell HQ that we need parts for vultures with attachments for spider
mines ASAP. Tell them to send them immediately and include a 'gift,' 100
talents each of minerals and gas should be enough.
"Deploy a picket marine to the southern plateau to watch for
expansions.
"Also, tell the scout SCV at the northern plateau to commence
construction of a barracks on the ramp immediately. Send all of our
available spare infantry to the base and an extra SCV. Have them build a
ramp defense and then begin an expansion at the plateau's minerals and gas
site. Until the defenses are complete, I want no more communication or
troop movement at all with them. That will prevent unwanted attention and
attacks if we're lucky."
[meeting continues on until...]
Whew! The briefing's finally over. I guess I'll wander over to the
construction deck and see what's up.
What an ugly piece of shi*!
I can't understand why anyone would want to fly one of those flying
boxes. Even with the latest engine upgrades dropships are still nothing
compared to a wraith.
[Location: Construction deck, Starport Number One]
Well, well. Who's this?
"Hey there, why don't you stop on by my hanger when the construction
guys quit punching out these pieces of crap and make a real
machine?"
"No thanks Captain... I think I'll be too busy flying my piece of crap
around to visit your pathetic ass."
Oops. Oh well. She wasn't that good looking anyway.
"By the way captain, you won't be getting a new ship anytime soon. The
general is bringing in some pilots special to fly the new, upgraded
valkeries."
Crap! I'm never going to fly.
*BOOM* *BOOM*
[Location: Capt. Stone's Room, Main Base's Ramp Barracks]
What the hell is that! Try to take a quick nap in my room and something
immediately wakes me up. Damn my butt's sore, must've been the chairs at
the briefing.
Holy Shi*! There's a battle outside my window!
Ha! Ha! Those stupid zealots are getting pasted by the siege tanks!
Must be at least eight of them! What the hell! The choke defenses just
blew up for no reason and tank shells are hitting empty space! Wait a
minute, dark templar? The natural expansion's in for it now.
The natural expansion's bunker is firing but those SCVs are popping
fast! Here come the vultures! Wonder what they were doing inside that
dropship though? Prepping for a raid? Damn! They must've dropped right on
top of some dark templar, think they got one first though.
With all this shooting there must be quite a few dark templar down
there. I think they got at least eight so far, but they're still
shooting!
Shi*! Both of the expansion's turrets are down! Command must be using
comsats or those bunker jockeys are nuts.
*BOOOM*
That tank shell sounded different, wonder if those armory guys finally
got some better explosives?
No shooting. Guess the battle's over. Think I'll visit the
communications center and see what's going on.
[Location: Communications Room, Main Base CC]
"...confirmed Command. The drop zone is clear. Dropping raid force now
on the eastern edge of the Protoss base."
The radiomen look busy, they won't miss a few doughnuts.
*crunch* *crunch*
That guy doesn't look too busy, plus these doughnuts suck.
"What's happening Sergeant? A raid?"
"Yes, sir. Excuse me sir"
Well I guess I'll just eavesdrop then.
"...just lost both our tanks, our vulture, and a medic to psi storms!
We need reinforcements! We are down to two marines, one medic, four
firebats, one goliath and three SCVs!"
"...this is the northern plateau defense force! We are under attack by
large numbers of dragoons! The narrow ramp is the only thing saving us
from annihilation! Send tanks immediately! The wall-in buildings are
burning!"
"...This is raid force one at the Protoss main base. Protoss
reinforcements have warped in and we are pinned against the cliff! We are
under fire from five dragoons and our bunker is less then half-complete!
Send retrieval!"
"...repeat. This is the northern plateau defense force. One of the
wall-in depots has fallen, though an SCV is trying to build a new one! Our
factory has just finished construction and the machine shop is going up
now! The expansion CC is finished but our defenses will fall unless we get
some tank support. Estimated 17+ dragoons are in the assault but we have
killed three so far. All of the expansion's SCVs are repairing the wall-in
buildings..."
"...This is SCV pilot Duster, everyone else at the Protoss base is
dead! GET ME OUT OF HERE! NOOO!!! ........."
Damn. Without the tanks that raid force didn't have a chance. Finally!
A tank for the northern base is on the way by dropship. Now those Protoss
are going to pay.
Shi*! They're withdrawing to the northern base's natural. The second
factory going up next to the other one on the northern plateau's ledge
overlooking the natural is going to make it difficult to hit them.
Ahh. Here come some reinforcements to clean them up. Huh? The dropships
are heading south, not north? What's going on?
"Alright Captain, get in the cockpit and get ready."
[Location: Simulation Room 5, Starport Number One]
Finally some flight time, even if it's only a simulator.
Ouch! My ass is still sore. I didn't think the briefing room chairs
were that bad.
"Ready to go sir"
"Begin."
[Screen blips and beeps]
Two bogies coming in from behind. I'll just hit the cloak and whack
them. Heh!
OW! What the hell! F*ck*ng Hell! I just crashed cause it feels like I'm
sitting on porcupine.
"Step out of the simulator now please Captain, you're flight status is
revoked until you can pass this test."
I'm going to the bar! Damn it!
[At the bar]
"Hey there Stone! Heard you've been practicing underground
flying!"
"Shut up Pyro!" Hate that guy. Too bad he's a good wraith pilot,
sometimes I'd like to beat the...
"Did you here about the valkerie aces that just arrived? General
Who'sGotLag.IDO had them brought in special to counter any corsair
attacks. Fine looking set of ladies. Simulators are going to be tied up
until they're up to speed though."
Hmm... On one hand I'm not going to be flying for some time, on the
other hand I'll have something to do...
Here comes Sherry. Been flying with her since the UED got popped by
Kerrigan. Look's like something's up.
"Hello ostrich, got your head out of the dirt now?" Her too?
"Anyway, fast raid against the northern base resource node by templar
couple of minutes ago. Four dark templar and some high templar came in
hard. Took out the resource node's bunker including its two marines and
two firebats before the dark ones went down. High templar stormed some
SCVs before a firebat and SCV chased them away.
"Also, Major Hill's looking for you. Something about a special
assignment."
How did I get Science Vessel duty?
So I crashed after I sat down on the simulator, I can still fly
squatting on my seat. Damn it!
What do they need me here for anyway? All I do is sit by the radio.
I wonder what's on?
[Plays with radio]
Command Frequency's really active. Which button turns it on?
[plays with radio some more]
"...confirming orders. Take Assault Force One and destroy enemy's
natural expansion by building a firebase on the ledge above enemy base. Is
this correct? Out."
"That is correct Colonel. We are attaching a science vessel to aid you
in your attack. The vessel will follow your forces into battle and provide
detection until turrets can be erected as well as matrixing units under
heavy fire. You may deploy your forces when ready."
Science Vessel? Finally some action! Even if I have to watch it in this
oversized aquarium.
"This is Colonel Xel to Assault Force One dropships, confirm payload
content and status."
"This is AFD [Assault Force Dropship] Alpha, two siege tanks, ready to
roll!"
"This is AFD Beta, one siege tank and two goliaths operational."
"AFD Charlie's got four marines, two medics, and two SCVs."
"This is AFD Delta, siege tank and goliath are loaded, waiting on two
firebats... Standby... Ok, AFD Delta ready to go."
"Colonel Xel to AG 1, launch when ready and assume formation. Radio
silence from now on."
Damn, nothing to do now. Engines are powering up, think I'll head over
to the observation deck.
[Couple of minutes later. Location: Passageway, Science Vessel
Watcher]
What the hell! The dropships in front of us just pulled 180° turns and
buzzed us! Whoa! Now we're following them!
SHI*! Now a hard right! Better get to the observation deck and see
what's going on.
[Observation deck]
"Hey, you! Corporal! What's going on?"
"Emergency orders command from Command sir. We're heading for the SE
island base. Don't know why."
SE island base? That must be where those reinforcements went instead of
the northern base.
"We're coming up on the base now sir."
[Passing over SE island base]
Another fully operational mining base? Those Protoss are gonna die.
They sure didn't skimp on the defenses. Multiple turrets... Two
bunkers... Even a pair of siege tanks. Must be some trouble nearby.
"This is Colonel Xel to Assault Force One, as you all know, we have
been called off our mission. The picket marine at the southern plateau
failed to report in and comsat scans were used. HQ has discovered a
well-developed Protoss expansion below the Southern plateau at its natural
expansion. Another Protoss base is warping in on the plateau as well. We
will build a firebase above the southern base's natural expansion and
destroy the Protoss base. After that, we can push into the plateau while
the firebase will disrupt further enemy reinforcements"
Well, the firebase went up without a hitch and the Protoss base was
razed without any casualties. Six valkeries just arrived and will escort
two dropships and us onto the plateau where the other Protoss base is.
Strange that there was no counterattack against the firebase. They're
main resources should be dried up and the natural expansion's should
almost be gone as well. They need these resources, unless something else
is going on...
The bridge of the science vessel is the best place to be. Now I know
pretty much everything that's going on. two marines, two firebats, two
medics, and a goliath are in the first dropship and two siege tanks are in
the second. The firebase is losing half of its firepower, but if the
attack is successful it won't matter.
"This is Major Zella to all ships, commence drop run and maintain
formation."
Now that we are approaching the plateau, we can get constant detection.
Two shimmering objects are visible, one above the ramp and another by the
nexus.
"Major Zella, this is the detection officer on the Science Vessel
Watcher, two dark templar detected."
"Good work detection. Major Zella to all infantry units, stim when you
hit the dirt and take out those templar. Tanks and goliath, provide
covering fire."
"THIS IS CORPORAL RAND, I'M TORCHING THE RAMP TEMPLAR BUT TWO MORE
ARE COMING UP THE RAMP. FURTHER ORDERS?? ...THERE'S TOO MANY!!!
........."
"This is Major Zella to SV Watcher, put defensive matrix on the
tanks!"
"This is Watcher, one tank matrixed, but cool down time prevented the
other tank from being protected in time."
"This is Major Zella to escorts, get out of here. There's nothing you
can do except get psi stormed. Take the two medics with you and bring back
more help. I'll stay here with the last siege tank and take out as many
probes as possible before more enemy troops can arrive. This wreck only
has no armor and is barely holding together so there's no need to save
it."
"Confirmed Major. Good Hunting."
[waiting for troops from main at the firebase]
"Communications to Colonel Xel, communications lost from Major Zella,
last report states all probes destroyed and commencing attack on the
Assimilator. No response to any further messages."
"What the hell is that on my ass?"
Is that why I can't sit down? Can't see it clearly... Maybe if I stand
on the sink and bend over...
[gets on sink. Location: Locker room, Wraith Squadron Epsilon ready
room, Starport Number Two]
Hmm... Looks like a big pink heart covering both butt cheeks and some
writing as well... Shake... It... Honeys!... Something else too... I'll...
Bring ... the... Meat,... You... bring... the... buns!!! SO THAT'S WHAT
THAT MEDIC WAS TALKING ABOUT!
Oh, Damn it!
[Pyro walks in]
"What the hell are you doing? Ha! Ha! Practicing your mooning? Gonna do
a flyby mooning since you got your flight status back?"
Well the only good thing is that I covered the tattoo in time.
"Yeah... That's it..."
*Whoop* *Whoop* *Whoop*
"ALL PILOTS TO READY ROOMS! REPEAT, ALL PILOTS TO READY ROOMS! THIS IS
AN EMERGENCY ALERT!"
"Let's go!"
[both go into room next door. Other pilots run in from the outside
hallway. Major Hill is waiting in front of a map]
"About an hour ago a fast raid unit dispatched a warping-in Protoss
base on the Northwest island after a regular scan sweep sighted the
expansion. This attack was closely followed by the destruction of the
Southern Protoss base. Soon after the island base was cleared, an
expansion force landed and began construction of defenses. The base has
come under fire from an immense Protoss air force. Nine Protoss carriers
have been sighted and are currently leveling the, in all essence,
defenseless base.
"Eight valkeries are waiting at the northern [12] base, very close to
the action. The decision has been made however, to not aid the island base
because it can't be saved in time. Goliaths are being produced from the
two local factories and wraiths are being produced as I speak.
"To get as much time as possible, the western end of the northern
plateau will not be defended by any mobile forces. It is hoped that the
Protoss will waste their time on the static turrets, mining expansion, and
supply depots. The carriers will be resisted at the plateau ramp defenses,
the defenses will also aid in destroying any Protoss ground forces that
are transported to the high ground.
"Our air force will be the main punch against the marauding carriers.
Multiple comsat scans have revealed that the air force is currently
traveling without any observers. As soon as wraiths finish construction,
pilots will immediately load up and wait over the northern ramp defenses.
Each of you will be paired off with a pilot from Delta Squadron over in
Starport Number One.
"Stone, since wraiths will be the backbone of our defenses and you are
used to working with the science vessel's crew, you are being reassigned
to the SV Watcher, again." WHAT!!! "You will help coordinate our
attack against the carriers and advise pilots during battle.
"This briefing is over, everyone get to their duty stations
immediately!"
DAMN IT! HOW THE HELL DID...
Wow! Now this is a decent defense force!
I can see eight valkeries holding formation above the wall-in barracks.
Four goliaths are huddled between the ramp bunker and two turrets. Farther
to the north, Sentry, another science vessel is turning slowly over two
mammoth factories and two shiny new goliaths are heading this way. Two new
wraiths have just departed the starports and are cruising over. Their
designated parking space is above the spot between the two ramp defense
siege tanks.
[Not very far to the west, huge pyres of smoke are rising behind four
nearby depots. The large shapes of nine carriers and flickering specks of
attacking interceptors are visible through the thick smoke. The missile
turrets along the southern end of the plateau are still firing, tiny
sparks disappearing into the smoke.]
Good thing HQ sent us the chemicals necessary for the new type 3
weaponry. We'll need all the firepower we can get. Too bad that the
starports and factories can only apply one layer of the new ablative
armor, more armor could make a big difference.
WHOA!
A few interceptors darted close enough to get into range of our
defenses. Six goliaths and eight valkeries emptied their missile launchers
in a huge swirl of blue smoke. What! The two new goliaths are following
the interceptors west.
"This is Spear 6, I'll finish off those damaged interceptors."
"Spear 5 is moving to cover."
"This is Spear 7 and 8, we are online and awaiting instructions. Alert!
Dragoons approaching factories, moving to intercept."
"GET BACK HERE BEFORE... IDIOTS!"
[Colonel Shizo's order came too late. Swirls of interceptors descend on
the fragile goliaths and each is shot to pieces by interceptor fire.
Hammer 1 and 2, the local siege tanks, manage to destroy two dragoons
which came into view from behind the nearby depots before more damage is
done]
"This is Command to SV Sentry, move your vessel in closer and EMP the
southern group of carriers."
Ha! Four carriers have packed in close together during the
attack.
"Confirmed Command. We'll slip in and pop up from behind those depots
fire off an EMP. And as long as we're there, we'll scan for hallucinations
by checking interceptor counts!"
*BZZzzz*
[Communications blanks out for a few seconds after the EMP goes
off]
"...four interceptors have been destroyed! Repeat, this is Sentry
reporting that close scans of the Protoss carriers have revealed that
there are nine carriers, no hallucinations and that........."
"Please repeat last report Sentry... Sentry, please respond!"
"Command to all air units, attack! Wraiths, concentrate your fire on
the southernmost carrier. Valkeries, fire on the central carrier in the
group."
[The ramp buildings and nearby units glow an unearthly orange as ten
spaceships accelerate to attack speed.]
"This is Specter 2, we are under a psi-storm, shifting
location."
[Jagged sheets of blue lightning surround the blue ball of valkerie and
wraith missile smoke. Two wraiths followed by the eight valkeries dive out
when another storm forms around them. Both wraiths dive into the nearest
carrier formation and launch their missiles point blank. The trailing two
of the eight valkeries were unfortunate enough to run into, but not out of
the second storm and exploded under the chaotic psychic energy. The
leading five valkeries exited the storm soon after it formed, but their
small missiles did little damage to the tough carrier armor. One by one
the six damaged valkeries were blown apart by repeated blaster fire. The
two wraiths, which were unnoticed until now, had quickly torn through one
carrier and ripped up the armor of another. Concentrated interceptor fire
quickly quelled the threat and the carriers were safe again.]
Shi*! Look's like what's left of Sentry is lying on top of a depot!
Damn it! Communications overload! Command frequency is
saturated!
"...is Hammer 2, enemy high templar has been neutralized. New target!
Dragoon in range..."
"...Command to Hammers, new fire mission! Target enemy high
templ..."
"...too late! Arclite cannons need to cool! Ready to fire in..."
"...Spear 3 reporting heavy storm damage! Spear group is moving to
engag..."
"...templar destroyed! HQ any orders? Hammers are searching for more
targe..."
"...Lich Flight is enroute with 4 wraiths. ETA is..."
Pyro? Alright!
"Pyro, activate cloaking and target southern carrier group"
"...Spear 1 reporting enemy carrier losing control! Switching to next
targ..."
"...Spear force withdraw! Enemy carrier's going to land on top
of..."
"... Too Late! AAHHH!!! ........."
[Lich Flight begins targeting the southern group's carriers. A few
minutes later.]
"This is Lich 1, two carriers destroyed, the southern carrier group has
been destroyed!
"...Spear 9 and 10 on factory guard detail, reporting heavy damage!
Requesting assistance with middle carrier group...
"Command to Watcher, EMP middle carrier group..."
*BZZzzz*
[Shields fail on the three middle group's carriers as missiles begin to
streak in.]
"Nice shot Lich 4! Middle group is down to two, four carriers
left..."
"Yes! This is Lich 3, three carriers left now Lich 2, switching target
too... Watch Out Lich Flight! Under Attack! Must be an
observ........."
"Spear 11 and 12, time to get dirty that nice new paint, can you assist
Lich Flight?"
"Colonel Shizo to Factory Command, we need more goliaths..."
*WHOOOM*
What the Hell! Explosion in Factory 2! F*ck, the front half is gone!
Nothing else is coming from there!
"This is Lich 1 requesting comsat! Please illuminate enemy observer!
... Lich Flight, finish this carrier off and I'll get the observer...
Targeting..."
"Lich Flight please respond. What is the status of enemy observer Lich
Flight? ... Lich Flight?"
No!! ...Got to focus.
"Wraith Coordinator to Command, request comsat scan on far side of
carrier groups."
There's the observer! Hiding behind the three remaining
carriers!
"Lich 5 and 6 awaiting orders Stone. Give us a target."
"Sherry? Protoss observer is hiding behind the two carrier groups. Kill
it first and then hit the carriers."
"This is Private Magin, Spear units blasted the last middle carriers to
hell, but couldn't finish the job. We're on it!"
[Gauss fire disappears into gaping holes in the Protoss carrier. A
small explosion is the only warning before the forward two-thirds of the
carrier shears off. The rear of the enemy carrier starts to descend, but
safely passes over the ramp defenses and impacts with the cliff on the far
side of the 12 natural expansion]
"Nice job marines! Only two carriers left! Get out of there!"
"We'll never make it! Yee Haa!!! Eat this you........."
"This is Lich 6, enemy observer destroyed! Lich 5 didn't make it.
Attack is unopposed. Send more wraiths."
Not Sherry too...
"...Spear 13 online, requesting target... Under Attack!
AAAHHHHH!!!........."
It sucks to be 13. Shi*! There goes the last local factory!
"Ghoul Flight with two wraiths is on your six, Lich 6. ETA in thirty
seconds"
"Confirmed Ghoul 1. This is Lich 6, concentrate fire on the southern
carrier."
Both carriers will soon be gone, but there's practically nothing
left... All that's left is the wall-in buildings, two machine shops, and a
turret...
"Command to all units, incoming dragoons sighted by patrolling units.
SV Watcher, you can't do anything there, withdraw to main base. Wraith
flights, you are all that is protecting our northern base, you must hold
off any attack until SCVs and reinforcements arrive. Main base choke
defense units, this is what you've trained for, get ready. If we can hold
them off for awhile, our reinforcements will crush them!"
[Location: SV Watcher, floating safely inside main base]
All gone... Epsilon Squadron... My friends...
What am I going to do without them? Where will I be transferred now?
[puts face in hands]
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THIS HUGE PINK HEART ON MY ASS!!!
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