this is a short, something. there should be a name for this, if there already isn't.

sigh.....what is wrong with me? really.....?

every weekday, i goto school; the institution that supposedly takes you on road of sucess. fuck sucess.
seems to be, the only reason i attend school every weekday of the past eleven years was to make my parents
proud of something. yes the only reason is not for myself, but my parents. my mom and my dad. two hard working
people. i can only assume, when they went to school in korea, they learned lots of shit. problem is, when i don't
do well, as well as they did, i get the shaft.

who knows what i am capable of. could i have the skills to fly a plane? manage a company to fortune 500? fuck no.
be district manager of a mcdonalds, ah yes. now im looking at the right ball park. in my opinion, which is an utterly
pathetic one, having such aspects isn't a good thing. expecting to have a wife, kids, a house, ah yes the american dream,
what a fucking piece of shit it is. i can't imagine people with this idea, fuming in their heads. when i grow up this..
when i grow up that... what the fuck? when i grow up, i'll most likely waste my life, trying to forfill my life long question...
what is after life?

i dont really care what is going to happen to me, as long as it does not result in death. school, i dont really expect to
die, or ever commit suicide because i did poorly on something, and my parents would look down upon me. yes, i do fear death.
what is scary about it to me? the fact that once i die, i don't know whether i will be just another marine(56) in a fanfict,
or a lost person, of a 6billion population.

i look at tv. dragon ball z. ah a popular show to me. did that sentence make sense? i dont know, let's move on. if you havn't
see the show, or especially what occurs when you die, ill fill you in. it seems to me, shows try to make people happy, knowing
that, in the writer's opinion, there is something after death. in dbz, your soul goes up to heaven or hell. King Yemma (sorta like
that book keeper you keep seeing cliched at the gates of heaven, with millions of people waiting in line) decides where you go,
based on your earth life doing. simply that, and as i read about early colonial america/european enlightenment age, changing
your life so that a god might allow you passage to heaven. if there is a heaven, i don't think i will be accepted. but thats not
my choice, just the opinion of a stupid korean kid, thinking he's at his end.

life sucks, i guess thats why there's love.

as you are reading this, you wonder, wtf...? badtz in love with someone other than his penis/computer ? yes, but do you really care?
i dont really care if you dont care....well i see lots of people, all sad. love to me, seems like the universal language. fuck that
stupid shit regarding math and music being it. you can't teach a bunch of ill tempered fucks, that if you listen to music or communicate
in a form of mathematics, you'll connect. love, its not just that you actually love another, its that love takes your life to a newer
aspect.as for me, i dont know what love is. yea you know, adam knocked the fuck outa eve, but did they share love, probably not. can
i assume so with through evidence, no. what i am trying to say, opinions dont really matter, especially mine.

life as a kid

i grew up, giddy and gay, my preteen life. i appreciated help from older people in teaching me things and i enjoyed playing with people,
friends. but as i grew up i learned one simple thing, life ends when you die, and there is no return. in the 1st grade, i went to some
elementary school in new jersey. there, i had good times, but thats when i suddenly feared death, as i still do today. when i look at
fruit flies in biology, i cant help to wonder wtf. they live for only a few weeks, and die. they have sex, give offspring before they die.
the cycle, i hate it. does that mean, badtz, you dont want to have sex? partially yes and no. i dont really want to be a rebel in a sense
i am not following what most others do, but rather i dont want to do them, because once i do, i know my life is realtively over. like the
fruit fly, my end is near, when the one life stand is over.

calm like the sea

the only thing that cheers me up, is pure comedy. i can only guess that, is because when ever i argue, get sad with a family member or friend,
the only remedy is to watch some saturday night live, leno, o'brien, or anything that makes me laugh. i can also say, that is why mostly,
i goto br.com, for pure laughs. but this "avoiding the situation" leads me into self seclusion. i dont social as much as i did before i entered
the br.com community a while back. but before that, it was the fact that i had an imbalance in games and friends. yeah, i can say some of you
are my friends, some are you dicks, others, gorilla piss. but isn't that was school life is like ? seeing dicks, friends? seeing allies, and enemies?
yep, i guess that is why, at least once a day, i goto to this site, click forum, click view reports, and click to goto nh discussion forum. and if you some how got to my site, there you go. another example. i am pathetic
i am your badtz maru.

oh here some actually battle reporting so this doesn't get deleted t.t

no, i didn't include much of ANY IMAGES, but use the REPLAY or something



Disclaimer:
Hello. As I have read many battle reports before, I am going to start with a clichéd introduction followed by intriguingly stupid shit and ending with a dazzling display of gaytivity surfacing the starcraft community. also btw, i wrote this in November the 18 of last year t.t. i decided to sumbit due the fact, im not contrubting to the community unless i do. or is that was scarab said. oh wait im listening to scarab. badtz : -1.

The game began a while ago when I bored to hell in Clan ~Nohunters. I neither wanted to play or just rot my life away in the channel arguing with random newbies. Awaiting a good game to observe, I quickly join foxy4/4, as your faithful Fox^1 battles it out with TheToilet.

Game Play:
With Casper selecting his race, and Fox reluctantly going random, the end result was a good ol’ fashioned Terran verse Terran match up. I personally do know less shit about TvT than the next guy, but there are some changes in play.
Missile turret cost was lowered 25 minerals.
Goliaths ground range improved.
Drop ship speed has been improved
Battle Cruiser has lower build time, 6-supply requirement, and the science facility building time has also been lowered.
Now what that all kind of means to me:
As you’ll probably notice in replays, turret placement on temple to secure yourself from mass drops is a need to survive. With the goliath, it makes them more versatile for turb’o’newb protection and bringing a few with your tank divisions. A faster drop ship also has uses having a more varied drop to stop the opponent’s economy. And finally with the Battle Cruiser, it’s not just for ums/bgh/ffas any more!

Cas landed his Command Center at the 9 main styling blue. He uses a standard 9 depot, 11 barracks, 12 gas, 14 depot (adjacent to gas) strategy. After building the 1st depot, his scv scouts clockwise.

Fox lands his CC at the 3 main sporting a brown color. Both follow the exact build order but Fox decides not to early turtle and constructs the barracks and depot adjacent to his mineral line. His scv scouts clockwise as well.

With their scouting, Cas finds Fox first, deciding to harass Fox’s scv who at the time was building his first factory. After half a minute of gaisu ring around the fact, Cas stops microing to concentrate at his main. But this meeting of realizing the match up is where the players diverge into different strategies.

First blood err First Mech blood

Directly after completing the factory, Fox starts on the machine shop and constructs a star port leading toward a four-speed vulture drop. At Cas’ base, he has not been idle as he plans a different drop consisting of a tank and two goliaths. Two interesting things occurred during play; I realized neither player wished to use wraiths and their burst cannons/cloak of death, and Fox chose to start his engineer bay meanwhile Cas started an armory. As the DropShipWarz starts, Fox leads by having his drop first, successfully ending 13 scvs their mining careers, as Cas had to reinforce his mineral line with the two goliaths and one tank, delaying his drop. After the vultures were blown away, he instead brings 2 tanks and unloads as quickly as he could. But not cutting through the conventional northern passage of the 3 main, Fox quickly realizes the intrusion and defeats the drop without losing any scvs.

At this point, both players have a CC awaiting their directions for a suitable landing site. Fox wisely chooses to land the CC at the South East Isle, which I like to refer as the Blue Lagoon. While Cas drops his at the 9 natural with an early +1 ground attack advantage, Cas retries attacking Fox’s Main, but luckily for Fox, he has struck again first. Unloading 3 tanks and 1 scv, the turb’o’newbing commenced.

Fire down below

After Cas’ drop ship attempts to turb’o’newb Fox’s 3 nat, he realized he did not expand there yet, and drop ship had to be redirected for more importance at his natural. Drop after drop, Cas fought profusely trying to keep his nat under his domain. Having his barracks visioning him on the ledge, Cas would soon lose capability of constructing more factories after the turret sends him down the tech tree. Losing a total of 6 goliaths and 1 tank, Fox used this time to expand again to his natural.

Hanging on with +1/+1 ground upgrades, Cas once again tries to hit Fox’s newly acquired 3 natural with 4 goliaths with more incoming support. Yet again, Fox delays it. Unloading 4 tanks at the southern tip of Cas’ main he chomps away at the helple..err..brave warrior class scvs. After the threat was disemboweled, Cas moves in again with a siege tank now and blasts away 3 nat. Fox, having built his third CC, floats it to the 12 nat and prepares the anti turb’o’newb with a combo of siege and goliaths.

Both players, having strong losses and exceptional counters, now focus on expanding like macro whores and growing a vast military presence. Good thing for TvT, only things worth making are goliaths/tanks/drop ships/scvs. Cas has a constant goliath:tank pumping, while Fox has a 3:1 tank to goliath ratio building up. Both players also expanded with Cas taking the 6 main and later the 6 nat. Fox takes his min only and both players fight over control of 12 area.

One thing to remember in TvT, attack-move is sort of kamikaze-suicide. Microing your units is essential when targeting the siege tank rather than some scvs do 4 damage to you. Like in Protoss vs. Terran, building depots/turrets help the Terran, as his foe starts attacking the structures rather than the siege. As Fox advances toward the 12 encampment, the two siege tanks in the name of Cas blow the hell out of Fox while he was blasting at the pretty swirling turrets. Fox oddly enough pops out mass goliaths from his facts, and two siege tank hits pretty much make a cool sound blowing up ‘em up. A player’s note: Fox had a big ass economy, but did not have enough supply depots to compete and whenever a CC was destroyed, he only fell into a big red supply hole.

Having grown a large 5tank/5golaith force, Cas advances them across the Temple to the defenseless 3 min only. With Fox decided to use those mass goliaths against the 6-main/min only/nat, he was pretty much fucked. The forces continue to rip apart their opponent’s Terran mining, but Cas proves to be a bigger threat, attacking Fox’s only main source of current income; his 3 nat. As his lack of defense, the heavy siege halts all mining at the nat. Using every goliath he could the threat was defeated at a large cost. As the goliaths at the 6 main were still thrashing away at his deserted forces, Cas decides to use the idle goliath/tank/drop ship combo at his rally point and heads for the 12 nat. What terrible thing Fox did was press the attack at 6 more heavily by moving his last defenses at his main. Cas uses this time to unload his major payload on the side of the 3 main and leave a brink of Fox’s demise. No, I do not know how to use such big words well and organized manner. But I guess testing below the state average on the standardized tests in elementary/middle school, and reading Tom Clancy novels do not help.

Anyway, Fox fights valiantly to stay alive as Cas continues to gain a greater income flow. After ridding all the goliaths, how do you defeat tanks with red hp? Why not the ultimate furious power of the WRAITH! Ok that wasn’t meant to be something humorous but hey, its tvt, the final frontier of every homosexual player. At Fox’s base, it was looking grim for the player, even in the eyes of the wraith pilot. Having a heavy drop beat him senselessly, sucked basically for Fox.

While I was morning over the ashes of the forces at Fox’s main, I quickly glance at Cas, realizing A LOT of star ports with towers blinking. I’m like “WTF?!?!?.” Then I noticed, Cas built a physics lab and starts his overpowering Battle Cruiser fleet. After turb’o’newbing Cas’ 9 min only, Fox realizes the presence of the cruisers and mass-produces his now 3/3 goliaths. Yeah, I said nothing about upgrades throughout this game. Fu and stfu plz.

As you probably figured out by now, Casper has the odds of winning over Fox. If you didn’t realize that for some God forsaken reason, you’re fucking fantastically retarded. No words can explain the actions lead by the Battle cruiser commanders, as they rape everything they see, even Fox’s Virgin Isle. (HINT HINT: PUN WAS INTENDED!) So I will just show you the anti climatic end of this TvT in my best efforts.

On this report, I’d like to thank a few people. Actually just one;
Starookie because he’s a stupid anal skank.
And Last but not least, the players, for allowing me to report this great display of skills without their permission.

Now Press Comments Link. no wait, don't flame me though. ok press....

p.s. - i realized this was a short and pathetic game and dl replay here if you forgot t.t clik me slut face