"Elitie cannot even begin to outwit me, so I try to take it easy on him"
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| safsaf | | | Author: | | | IP: | CPE00207XXXX | | Date: | 02/23/02 09:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for sdfsf: 4.0000 |  | Well, so far, my reports have all been 6's, nothing lower, nothing higher, and if I want to boost my rook's mark then I'll have to get something higher than gold, but not lower. I actually did include pictures in this report, but only of dialogue, it would take me forever to write everything and I can't remember everything the people said.
So I was in a good mood today and decided I'd go on b.net. And sure enough I did. I entered Clan ~NoHunters. Now the day was a funny day for me. Firstly because some clan members (Clan Wizards[W]) and I were arguing with another clan member and had this funny conversation. One clan member though I was hacking, and I obviously wasn't, but told him I did, and he went ballistic. LOL. He said he worked for the FBI, and when I said I wouldn't give him any hacks, he said he would send SWAT team over to my house. I LIVE IN CANADA. LOL. Anyways, we played him and found out he sucked too.
And it got funnier and funnier as the conversation continued. God, it might not be funny right now, but it was HELLA funny then.
Later on, after I pubbied, without the use of hacks, I re-entered the channel and these two kept peltering me with questions and comments.
 I left the channel again, to pubbie some more on temple. These guys obviously still thought I was hacking and asked me sweltering questions upon my return. Lots of quotes. ^_^
Anyways, I came back to the channel in hopes that these guys would understand that I did not hack – but NOOOOO, they still though I hacked and kept bothering me. Well, not bothering, but mbisen, the gayest and suckiest of all clan members was threatening to send the FBI to my house and claimed he worked for the FBI. Everyone in the channel was getting pissed at this guy and asked the clan leader, who was also in the channel, to ban him from the channel and kick him out of the clan. LOL, it was like a Clan Civil War. I had never laughed so much in my life. Anyways, the clan leader seemed to be dead at the moment, so we kept up our insults. Finally, only four members of the clan were left in the channel – Me (BladeZ[W]), Dawn[W] and mbisen[W] and Stalker[W](the clan leader who seemed to be dead). Dawn asked mbisen for a game, to see if he was really that good, and mbisen agreed.
The Game: (Finally)
Map: Lost Temple
Dawn: 6:00 Orange Protoss
mbisen (bisen): 12:00 Purple Zerg
Dawn landed his ill-favorite race, the psychic protoss at the 6:00 location while mbisen spawned a zerg hatchery north of Dawn at 12. Both players got quickly to mining and the early build orders were soon revealed. Dawn opted for quick zealots out of a double gate while bisen wasn't doing anything at the moment. Dawn massed a few zealots in front of his enemy's base. He scouted with his probe to see some sunkens morphing in his main. He knew the time was right and sent all his zealots in.
The zealots blades hit the sides of the sunkens, tearing flesh off of it. bisen was frantically trying to make some zerglings out of his one hatchery while he got an extractor and another hatchery. As I observed this game, I laughed, hard. So hard, milk came rushing out of my nose. Anyways, the first few zealots died and the action lulled. Dawn quickly got an assimilator up and began warping a cybernetics core shortly afterwards. He rallied his zealots to his ramp.
Purple had a different plan. He expanded to his natural and maynarded some drones after completion. He started morph of a hydra den, obviously going to power against the toss. I advised him to get either reaver/goon, sair/dt (my report was based on that strategy) or templars. Well, he didn't listen and made another gateway and started pumping mass goons.
Dawn was ready for another assault, and with 15~ goons, he moved them out and set them infront of purple's choke. Purple had 3 sunkens at his natural and and another few in his main. Dawn decided to go for the natural and disable bisen's main expansion. Goons rushed in, and sunken tentacle thingys rushed out of the ground, and pierced the shields of the goons. Suddenly, from behind the goons came some zerglings. And these zerglings were mad, and ready to kill some goons. They killed all right. The sunkens tentacles sprouted out of the ground as zerglings clawed on the fierce warriors from Aiur.
It was, surprisingly, real close. bisen had lost all sunkens with his natural safe and sound, with zergling blood all over the ground. Dawn could have done some real damage, but I guess he wasn't controlling his units properly. Dawn began a-massing goons again and bisen began pumping hydras. This time, Dawn decided a full scale, frontal assault with goons and the zealots. The warriors met outside the zerg choke. Where only a few hydras stood, valiantly watching for invaders. No sunkens had been rebuilt either.
The goons/zealots rushed in and the hydras acid thingys (forgot what you called them) could protect them no longer and they fell. They protoss force took out the expansion, easily, with no resistance. But as they climbed the ramp, zerglings came upon them. But this time, Dawn had controlled his unit's properly now. His zealots led the protoss up the ramp and they assaulted the zerglings. And goons, with extended range, killed off all lings. And just as the protoss entered the heart of the zerg main, mbisen left the game.
I re-entered the clan channel to find bisen and dawn already there. You wouldn't believe what bisen said next. He said he didn't play temple. omfg. who let the guy into the clan? Anyways, I told him where I would get hacks if he played me once. He readily agreed.
Second Game (Me V Bisen):
Lost Temple
Me: 3:00 teal zerg
bisen: 9:00 white terran
I spawned a teal-ish zerg hatchery at the 3:00 position and quickly scout to the closest position near me (6:00) while cloning my peons and getting another drone. I saw he wasn't at six o'clock as I got my second ovie, so I sent out one drone to look around. On drone eleven, I morphed a hatchery at my natural and got a spawning pool shortly after. My Drone scouted his base and I found an ebay, a barracks, about 8 scvs, a refinery and two depots. I laughed.
My pool completed and using my 8 larvae (1 at natural and 3 at main) I morphed in 8 zerglings and sent the off to white's base. My zerglings entered his base to find the same "tech" I went directly for his peon line and destroyed all his scvs. He lifted his command center and rax and flew them away. Earlier on, I had begun an extractor and with my first 100 gas, morphed a lair. Well, after that, I hadn't used any more gas, so I morphed a spire. My zerglings at bisen's base destroyed everything but one barracks and one command center.
I waited for my spire to finish and scouted around with some zerglings. Sure enough, there was a command center floating over the cliff atop my natural. My spire finished and I morphed in 6 scourge and 3 mutas. As soon as they completed I sent them to assault the command center. It didn't take long to kill it as the scourge do 115 (or was is 125?) damage each. I still hadn't found his barracks. Suddenly, 7 marines entered my choke. I sent my mutas in and with combined sunken power, they all were slaughtered. I located his barracks at the 3:00 mineral-only, and destroyed. And he yelled out, just as he died "tell me hacks".
I re-entered the channel for about the hundredth time that day and I waited for mbisen's response. It was clear. He wanted hacks, or he'd have that SWAT team on my back in less than 5 seconds. I wasn't moved however and decided to test his knowledge in starcraft. I asked him a 5 question quiz, and if he failed, then I wouldn't give him anything, and if he passed, then I would tell him where I had "supposedly" got the hacks.
And we argued and argued and a new guy joined the conversation:
lol. and the conversation got gayer and gayer and we squelched mbisen. Now I'm in my house, and waiting for a SWAT team to appear and turn me in. But for the time wait, I have written this report. It was really really fun when I was there, lol. But it might not be funny now. OMFG, stupid 8 year old sending a SWAT Team over to my house.
C ya around, Computer. |
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