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| please delete first post, Yeti screw up. | | | Author: | | | IP: | 24.156.2XXXX | | Date: | 03/08/02 02:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 3, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for Yeti: 5.7143 |  | Yeti want to try br again. So yeti go to get broodwar from bigfoot. Bigfoot Yeti good friend and has big foot. Yeti go to bigfoot house.
Yeti: bigfoot, yeti need broodwar cd again.
Bigfoot: Bigfoot no give cd this time. Bigfoot wants to play it.
Yeti: But yeti wants to try br again.
Bigfoot: Yeti come back later. Bigfoot play. No bother.
So Yeti leave bigfoot cave and think of how to get broodwar cd. Yeti try chiseling under cave again and get broodwar cd like that. So Yeti does. Yeti begins chiseling under Bigfoot big cave. Yeti is secret chiseling tunnel into bigfoot cave. But Yeti accidentally chisel to far again and stab bigfoot in the head again. Lazy boy napping. Yeti take broodwar cd and modem and run away to Yeti's own cave.
Yeti no no how to install broodwar and Yeti finally turns on computer by pressing big red button on the harddrive. Yeti is excited. Yeti is playing with buttons and gadgets and Yeti accidentally open a hole thing. Yeti is able to pop broodwar cd into there and fix hole. Yeti can play broodwar game now. Yeti no no much engilsh and it says on screen, broodwar play, so Yeti click and another screen appear. This screen has only a picture of a girl an alien and a man.
Yeti gets on bnet. Then bnet put Yeti in Brood War Arctic-1. Yeti is sad because no one is there. Yeti finds join button and click. Yeti sees game 1v1!!@#!*!!@# and Yeti join. Then bnet take Yeti to another screen where it show Yeti and another yeti named Newb.
Newb: Go?
Yeti: Yeti is back to br again.
Newb: gl hf
Yeti: Want to help br with Yeti?
But creator ignore Yeti and start game. Yeti no no what to do. But Yeti want to improve so Yeti play. Yeti is scare now because Yeti no no how to play. Yeti click on building and building has big circle around it now. Yeti no no play so Yeti type help. But when Yeti type it the building flew in the air! Yeti get it down somehow and Yeti keep playing. Yeti type in "any1 be in Yeti br?" but when Yeti type that, funny men in suits come and attack my building. Yeti no no how to stop them. Yeti type help, but nothing happen. Funny little men kill my building. Yeti get mad after funny men kill building and Yeti smash his monitor.
Yeti run to bigfoot home and go through tunnel Yeti chiselled. Yeti get monitor and run away. Yeti get ready for another game and Yeti creates "br with yeti here" and waits. No one joins so Yeti gets mad. Yeti cancel game and join a different one. Yeti finds game called "bigfoot wants to kill yeti! RAR!" and Yeti joins. Yeti find person named Bigfoot and Yeti knows who it is. Bigfoot begins talking and saying Yeti steal bigfoot monitor and broodwar cd and modem. How bigfoot get on broodwar game without monitor, hamster and cd Yeti do no know.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT GOING TO KILL YETI. HE STEAL BIGFOOT HAMSTER, BROODDAR CD AND MODEM. AND STAB BIGFOOT IN HEAD WITH CHISEL. NOW BIGFOOT HAVE GIANT FEET AND GIANT HOLE IN BIGFOOT HEAD.
Yeti: How Bigfoot get on broodwar bnet with no hamster, monitor or broodwar cd?
Bigfoot: Bigfoot don't know...
Waiting For Players...
Bigfoot
Bigfoot has been dropped from the game.
So bigfoot leave game like T_Mac does. Me type this up in best eskimo language as me can. Yeti will make another br soon. Maybe today or maybe tomorrow. Me no no. Yeti first br is here.
Uh-oh. Yeti have to run now. Bigfoot at Yeti's door and is chasing Yeti. Yeti log off now. Yeti go bye-bye. Yeti must run from Bigfoot. Bye-bye. AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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