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| The Ice Princess | | | Author: | | | IP: | pcp83132XXXX | | Date: | 03/13/02 12:03 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
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Welcome To Another CaughtNaked Report!
The Ice Princess
Welcome to my report, yes, this is a story, but it fucking kicks ass! So you better read it.
This was written killing time for ShadowD'Arc to get off his butt and start work on our report...
Anyways, enjoy the story.
One fine afternoon, Ted Wilkins was wandering through the woods behind his home. School had just
ended for another day, and he sought quiet solitude.
Ted was a handsome young man, with light brown hair that hung in his hazel eyes. But he was a loner.
With a naturally shy disposition, he tended to avoid social interactions, and preferred to spend
time either alone in his room, or out by the pond.
He sat on his favorite rock beside the glittering blue pond, and took in the fresh spring air. A
vague sadness always lingered about him, but only then did he feel a temporary release from it. A
slight smile played about his lips as he observerd two blue jays sharing a branch on a nearby
spruce.
Something unusual then caught his eye. No more than ten yards away, near a pile of rocks, he saw
a hand submerged beneath the clear pond water. Quizzical, he got up to investigate.
He sharply drew in breath, causeing a sound of alarm, as he stared in horror at the sight. A
girl lay motionless on the poind's bottom, atop the pure white sand. Her wavy blonde hair swayed
in the pond's gentle currents. She was only two or three feet under, with her feet pointed towards the
white shore.
To Ted, she did no look dead. On the TV, the dead are always portrayed as morbid, bloody
ruins. But this girl seemed untainted even by death. Her crystal-blue eyes gazed vacantly to the side,
her lips slightly parted, showing the top row of her perfect and dazzling white teeth. Her light summer
dress floated upon her delicate body.
Ted was entranced. For five whole minutes he could look at her, absolutely admiring the graceful
swaying of her hair, and the fixed expression on her flawless face. Did she go to my school?
Ted wondered. If so, was she a cheerleader? Or in Poms? How could such a beautiful creature
die? Who could've committed such a horrible thing? Only one who is jealous!
He could not leave her there to rot. No, there must be a way to preserve her beauty. He
then remembered the old refrigerator that was kept in the basement. If set cold enough,
perhaps he could preserve her loveliness for all time. he reveled in the idea.
His parents would not be home until evening. hurriedly, he ran home and found the old steel hand-
truck that was used for hauling heavy objects. With this, he managed to move from the refrigerator
from the basement and into his bedroom closet. He plugged it in, and set it as low as possible. He
then carefully removed the shelves, and placed inside a small folding chair. he hid the shelves beneath
his bed, and then ran back outside to find the girl.
He located the girl and reached into the water. he took her by the wrist, which was so stiff and icy
that he was startled. But he proceeded to drag her out onto the white beach, all the while making sure that he
was not being observed.
She looked up at him with the same vacant stare, but Ted was not creeped out by it. instead, he smiled and whispered
lovingly to her, "Perhaps you can see me after all. Why, you are even more beautiful than most
living girls." he then gathered her lifeless body up in his arms, and began to carry her home.
it was fortunate for him that the area was wooded, else he may have been caught.
It was difficult to position her in that chair, for her body was already stiffened. But he was
successful, and sat down near her to gaze thoughtfully at her. he realized that the cold air
would freeze the water on her, and she would be coated in ice. he retrieved his sister Gloria's hairdryer,
and began to blow-dry the dead girl's hair and clothing. After a while, she looked rather bedraggled. he decided to
touch her up a bit.
His sister Gloria was two years older than him, at seventeen, and she was almost never home. So
he had easy access to her makeup kit and hair combs. He gathered the supplies and brought them to the
dead girl. Meticulously, he applied a modest amount of eyeliner, mascara, lipstick, and blush to
her pallid face. Then he combed her hair out. When he was done, she almost looked alive.
He smiled warmly and said to her, "Now it is time for your beauty-rest, my love." he leaned over
and gently kissed her cold lips, then closed the refrigerator door, followed by the closet door.
Two days later, Ted had settled in with his family to view the 6:00 news as usual. The reporter
began to speak of Melissa Talhout, a missing local girl. When they displayed her photo, Ted choked.
He parents glanced at him for a second, then looked away. Gloria had noticed too. She punched his arm
playfully. "what, did you kidnap her?"
"No," he replied honestly. 'I just recognized her."
"Did she go to your school?" his father asked.
"Um, yeah," Ted guessed. 'She was a cheerleader."
"Did you know her?: his father pressured.
"He probably stalked her!" Gloria sang. "That's why he's so weird. He's too chicken to talk
to girls, so he just follows them around!"
"Shut up!" Ted snarled. He then got up off the couch and stormed away to his room.
He closed the door behind him and went for the closet. He opened the refrigerator door and looked
at the dead girl, who was in the same un-decayed condition as the day he;d discovered her.
He was deeply in love with her, more so than he;d ever felt for any living person. She was so
perfect, and so quiet. He leaned over and began to kiss her passionateely.
"Oh, my, God."
His sister stood in the doorway, watching in aghast horror at her brother. She covered her mouth
to conceal the retching sounds, then dash away screaming.
The situation was investigated by the police and FBI, and the girl's body was taken to be autopsied.
Ted was held on suspicion for murder, but was acuqitted because there was no evidence that he was
the perpetrator. However, for not contacting authorities, he was released on probation.
But Ted was crushed. He behaved as though he'd lost a dearly beloved. He searched in vain for
another dead girl, and when he failed to do so, he decided that he must make one himself.
FIN
I hope you guys liked this. Notice that theres no typos common in my reports. At least I hope
not... Anyways, comment comment comment!
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