| I whoop a korean zergie...he discs | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 07/06/99 06:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 8, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for GhOsT~lizard: 5.4493 |    | I'm playing in the morning again, nh is of course empty so is nwtr,lizz and fuall and ppl in x17 seemed to be afk. Using my super smurfing name GeneralQuimby I decided to do some pubbie battles. Like always I scroll throught the list of games available to join and find nothing interesting, most of games are either BGH or some korean ascii crap. I make my own called 1on1 LT, I wait and wait and wait some more and a guy named [jeenga] joins, he does the ^^ korean thang and says gogo, we start.
VITAL INFORMATION:
Map:LostTemple
GoodGuy:GeneralQuimby aka GhOsT~LiZarD
KoreanDisconnectingBastard:[jeenga]
BATTLE COMMENCES:
I start with the usual, rax,rax, supply, supply, acad, refinery. I scout and find him at the 3 o'clock, he got lotsa sunkens and Jimmy dies, but he does give me some great insight on the zerg's couse of actions.
RUSHING IN:
I got about 6 marines by now, they're standing there having a cold one waiting for the medics to come out when 6 lings hit. I kill em off but lose a badly positioned supply depot thats out of the bunker's range, nothing big. I try to get 2 marines to scout him out but he got lings blocking my ramp, so i get a comsat and scan him. He got 2 hatcheris with 3 sunkens and a hydra den, but no lair, good no lurkers anytime soon.
PIMP SQUAD STRIKES AGAIN:
I get a 12 pack of rines/meds and bats and move out to his base, I check the gimme...nothing's there. So I hit his main, kill about 8 hydras, a sunken but then all my combat troops bite the dust, I run my 3 medics back home but only Jenny makes it, she's pretty scared but barely scratched so she'll live and you can be sure that the alien bastard will pay for the untimely death of her friends.
EXPANDING IS DA THANG:
Well by now I got lotsa marines, they're 1/1, I expand to my gimme guarding it with a turret/bunker and a bunch of M&Ms. I maynard my scvs and get it running lightning fast. I throw down 2 more rax, 2 starports and a sci facility. Meanwhile I keep comsatting, zerg hasn't expanded yet. Once I get my first SV I take a peek at the 6 o'clock which is pretty close, aha he just expanded there. Just for fun I irradiate one of his 2 newly made peons and then run like hell.
GIMME THE 12 PACK BABY:
I really don't like the way that hatchery is spoiling the view so I decide to kill it. A super pimped up 2/2 squad of M&Ms is dispatched and the expansion dies without doing much good.
ALIEN SCUM PAYS FOR THE DEATH OF MY BOYS:
Knowing that he got no expansions and very little minerals left I decide to end his suffering by dispatching a 12 pack to his base just o poke around, you know maybe harass the peons, kill some buildings, stuff like that. Well,when they try to walk up the ramp my marines are shredded by lurker spines...finally he got em.
BREAK OUT THE SPRINGFIELD TRICKLER:
I send 2 fully loaded, energy upgraded SVs there and irradiate a hydra and all 4 lurkers blocking the ramp. I then fly in and irradiate an overlord.
LAST DITCH EFFORTS:
On the way back home my SVs notice 6+ overlords heading for my base, I can guess where they're going. He drops them, they kil 2 tanx and 2 depots but with some 3/3 marines and irradiate they go down rather fast.
ZERG MEETS HIS DOOM:
I send all my marines and thats a LOT down to his main, it goes down mighty fast. He says "ally", I respond "nah, I won it fair 'n square" and then he discs, well what can I say a typical korean. Geez I hate stupid gook bastards like him all the do is say huk huk and disc on people after they get their ass kicked.
LESSONS LEARNED:
-Koreans suck.
-Koreans are gay, disconnecting, no skill bastards who can't play right.
-Koreans can go to hell.
-Terranr rox!
Hope ya enjoy this work of art and I want comments:) |
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