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FROZEN-CRAP= guardian, hydralisk, zergling (thats me)

RINOCERANTE=DRAGOONS,+more

Phase one: the beginning of it all

Frozen was making a spawning pool and another hatchery at the natural expansion of the south base. Rinocerante started some gateways and pylons. He made three zealots and sent them to the ramp. Meanwhile, Frozen continued making drones, overlords, and a brand new hydralisk den. Frozen was also upgrading a lair.

Phase two: the GAY expanding period and the fall of FROZEN

[[Rino had: five zealots, three dragoons, two nexus, 24 probes, three photon cannons, one forge, four gateways, three pylons and a 60,000,000 year old protoss dick.]] Now now, protoss lovers, don't be offended. It was a joke. OK so Frozen had one expansion, then moved to the east expansion (3 o' clock). While Rhino moved to the north base. Rino had so many gateways, I thought I would hallucinate. Now, Rhino was making extreme numbers of dragoons and I was making a secret weapon; Guardians. Rhino had wanted to take my east base. I knew I couldn't stop the army of dragoons so I abandoned the base. I went to the islands in the corners and made little mining colonies there, which did me well.

I made mad drones there and then it happened, the dragoons attacked. All the money that was pumping in for Frozen was really good for his economy. He made two full groups of guardians. He had 2 attack upgrade for air. Frozen also had mad hydralisks. They had no upgrades, but there were many. He took back his east base but the minerals were almost all gone. He decided to sit his units at his main and wait. Just to see, he sent a few zergling up to the north base, but they died from archon fire. That was a huge mistake for Frozen-crap because it would mean his defeat. Rinocerante was gearing up his dragoons ready to kick Frozen-crap's ass. He was very vulnerable for attack during this period of time. He had full upgrades for his dragoon leigon after a while and he had those juicy zealots. He went to the east base, but found nobody there. He Then decided to attack.

Rinocerante send everyone into the middle, preparing for the final strike. He filled his 4 shuttles with reavers, spread out his hight templars, and gathered his countless dragoons. Frozen-crap suddenly appeared with 2 full groups of guardians. The dragoons were toppling really quickly because of the firepower, but ah. He had those damn templars. The high templars stormed those guardians to pieces. Frozen started some mutalisk that would turn into guardians, but too late. Rinocerante attacked with his never-ending dragoons, zealots and high templars.

The hydralisks took out the zealots with ease and had a tough battle with the dragoons. The dragoons won. The hydralisks took out a great number of dragoons. Frozen's single sunken and brand new zerglings crushed even more dragoons. The high templars were gone also. He came with a second wave of protoss ground units but those guardians I had started earlier arrived. Amazingly the dragoons beat the guardians and raided my base like crazy. THe dragoons killed my whole main base. It was really sad. When he discovered he didn't finish me off, he made a lot of gay scouts and killed one of the islands. The other island was tough for Rhino. Rhino had to do a huge reaver drop to finish that one with scouts. The game was finally over and my fingers could rest. My head could stop thinking, it felt good to stop. so I lost, big deal, at least I had fun.!!

I LEARNED: guardians CAN die from dragoons

Hydralisks seem stronger when they attack rather then defend