Welcome to my first ever BR. This is a 30 minute job, so don't expect much. :p

It all started two days ago, about an hour before I had to stop playing. I was on US-East using my account eU)NiCk, when I saw a ladder 1on1 game created using that nifty speed 7 hack thingie. Disconnects counted as loss, so I joined hoping for a good game. The game creator was ll]arlk.nw, whose stats seemed decent enough.

The game commenced, the map was (dum DuM DAAAAH) the lost temple. I was protoss at the 6 position, while ll]arlk.nw, had randomed protoss and ended up at the 12 position. After starting my 9th probe and starting my pylon, I sent the probe to scout him. As usual, he was on the last position scouted, but I noticed him teching to templar (assuming DT rush of course), and to counter this started pumping 2gate goons while warping a forge and an observatory ASAP. ll]arlk.nw, obviously not expecting me to have seen through this dastardly plan, decides to go through with it anyway. To make a long story short, he manages to kill a pylon out of cannon range before my observer and goon combo chases him off. Meanwhile I'm pumping ranged goons out of 3 gates, and eventually completely overwhelm ll]arlk.nw's troops and defences. Demonstrating the true mental capabilities of a hacker, he discs. I forgot to save the reply, hence the lack of screenies.

Needless to say, this transformed me from a happy player into a rabid doggish player for a minute, as I forgot to take the screenshot to send to blizz (yes, I actually bother. :o ) On a hunch, I try whispering him to see if he was still on. Eliminating my final doubt of a legit disc, he's still on. I message him for a regame, calling him a "discing newb" in the process. He didn't reply, so I rejoined the game, thinking to get a screenie this time...

For once, I thought fast. I tried rejoining under my other account, OoC_Kuririn, but the game had already started. I was willing to wait for a while, and 10 minutes later the game was back on listings. I joined, another guy joined, and ll]arlk.nw starts the game without waiting for confirmations. I shiver with the anticipation of revenge. ^.^ The other player leaves about 30 seconds into the game, and I was afraid ll]arlk.nw would leave, but no such thing. We continue, with him drawing Protoss at 3 and me randoming Zerg at 12. Now ZvP is one of my worst matchups, and I was a little afraid of him beating me legitly, so I do something I figured was fairly safe (I didn't figure him so hot in the rush/micro department), expanding at 12 supply. I scout his 3 gate build, and he cannons up his natural, I was really, really scared he was going to expand, so I park an overlord at his natural cliff. He does no such thing, which inspires me to not risk anything by pumping hydraling out of 5 hatcheries. Eventually he attacks, and I crush the attack. After that I constantly pressure until...

Having the proof to back up my claims, I happily mail the screenie to blizzard. The end.

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