Yo Yo Yo Wazzup. I just recently switched to playing as zerg because everyone beat me when i was protoss, and I hate terran. Anywayz the map was showdown. I was bottom, my enemy was top. [Duh].

My enemy is protoss. I start out by sending 6 lings to attack him. I kill 1 zealot and damage 1 other halfway. I set up about 5 sunkens, and move on to mutalisks. Protoss attacks me with about 15 zealots. He kills all my sunkens, my evolution chamber, and half my drones before 3 newly hatched mutalisks kill them all off. I send my mutalisks out, looking for revenge. They run smack into photon cannons at the middle top expansion. I send my muties away to the upper mineral only, but he already has a base there. I lose 2 mutalisks. I send my last badly hurt mutie to the cliff at his main. I can't kill any probes because he has dragoons guarding them. I'm low on minerals. He has 3 bases. I'm in trouble. [ This was 1 of my first games with zerg...So i'm better now then I was in this report ]  

It's been about 17 minuites...So I already have a hive. I've just finished researching the attack speed and running speed for my zerglings. I spawn 24 lings and send them to attack. I also FINIALLY expand to my island. The lings meet up at the bottom middle expansion...Wich protoss is just starting to mine at. It's lightly defended...And I kill it easy. I send the victorious lings to the upper middle who destroy all but 1 pylon before reinforcements arrive. I murder 1 dragoon before the lings go to zerg heaven.

It's been about 25 minuites.  I have 24 new zerglings. About 4 hydras. And 3 lurkers. We meet right outside my main...He has brought a huge new attack force of zealots dragoons and a few scouts. I had already started a mutalisk army...and with the muties help i crush the attack. My attack force destroys a the top middle expansion for the third time. I attack his main but i lose all but the lurkers and 1 hydra. I see ripples moving around in the air. I bring a overlord and together the hydra kills it. Then i get psi stormed and lose all but 1 lurker and the overlord, whom got badly damaged.

It's been about 34 minuites. My lurker is still there! I've killed 2 high templar,1 probe, 2 gateways, and 1 robotech facality. With a newly created gateway out of my reach, he gets a high templar and kills my vicious lurker. I think that little lurker more then paid off for itself. Meanwhile back at my main I  have about 50 lings ready for action. I send all my drones who have by far finished mining...to do a well overdo expansion to my mineral only. I sent about 8 muties to destrtoy another expansion athe bottom middle. I then waste a crapload of money by morphing half into guardians and the other half into devourers. I set them out to protoss' mineral only. I am under attack b 7 crosshairs. Before my devourers and guardians die they kill the single pylon energizing 5 cannons. I split my ling forces and destroy his mineral only. And yep...you guessed it. For the fourth time he expanded to the upper middle. I kill that and attack his main. While I kick the merciful crap outta that base I finially realize I forgot to  order a drone to actually morph into a hatchery at my mineral only. I crack up to see my drones attacking a nexus and pylon. HE EXPANDED RIGHT NEXT TO MY DAMN DRONES! I send 12 lings down there to help the drones kill this so called "expansion" I also expand to the bottom middle. Poor protoss...He must of been blind. He flew a shuttle right onto that base with a probe and zealot. My ultralisk defender destroyed that. I send my ultra to help the bloodthirsty lings kil his main. On the way I kill his fith expansion at the upper middle. Wow...He must of been helluva determined to expand there. I know he still has his island. I get 10 muties to kil it but run into the crosshairs that destroyed my guardian\devourer army. I get smart...And scourge the crosshairs...And kill the island with guardians.

It was finially over! I said gg but all I got where swear words in return.

Nevertheless it was a good hour long game. I was in a bad position for the first 25 minuites. In the next 20 we had our big battles...And another 20 and I won.

Lesson 1# Never Give up!

Lesson 2# Some people are gay poor sport homosexuals like protoss here.

Lesson 3# Listen to lesson 1-2