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-DesertDemon
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| Adventures in Newbieland (inspired by JSH) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 05/14/99 12:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Whoop: 6.9130 |  | Basically I was smurfing since I wanted the option to act like a retard and joined a 2v2 game on a map called "Hellfire"
Looking at the size of the map I decided to double CC. I am powering like a fool and have 2 marines to denfend my massive worker population. Once my expansion is up and running I decide mass wraiths would be cool. About this point one of the opponents says ...
"3v1 you stupid CHEATING WHORES!"
Then he leaves.....
I decide to continue and see what happens. My partner sucks and has about 8 scvs but I guess he figures he has saturated his mineral patches because he expands. He is a master of defense as he has errected about 10 bunkers scattered randomly along with turrets.
FINALLY I find the lone enemy across the other end of the universe. A tank blast kills my scvs so I com sat and see that he is in the process of lifting his CC up! Maybe my scv scared him? Further scans reveal him setting his CC down close to the cliffs. I realize that he has an elaborate defensive network of turrets tanks and bunkers.
By now I have 5 starports cranking wraiths and realize i need more gas so I expand 3 more times and then throw up more starports....I dont know how many I had....maybe 11 or 12.
I ask the enemy if he realizes his partner quit. He says "Yes but he sucked anyways..."
Realizing my 8 marines are stopping me from making more wraiths I send in my entire ground force. When they all die to tank blasts he says..."Ha ha ha I am god!!!"
Now I have about 60-70 2/2 wraiths I realize I am about to hit the supply limit. I send in my scvs to free up supply.
enemy comments... "Ha ha you stupid ass!"
I am unable to locate my last scv and have 199/200 supply and 99 3/3 wraiths.
My partner at this point says "dont kill him I want to help"
He sends in about 50 medarines and dies to about 30 tanks.
Comment by enemy : "I am GOD!!!!!"
I then send in the air support.
Enemy comment "Oh you cheating bastard! How did you get so many flying units!!"
He disconects.
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