"YRM, don't have sex with PR, he has herpies"
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| Evil Eye Laser Man Takes on 2 Familiar Guys | | | Author: | | | IP: | aden2-14XXXX | | Date: | 04/05/00 09:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 5, Max: 10, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Jamellan: 7.7609 |     | When we last left Evil Eye Laser Man he had beaten the shit outta Bitch Ass Squirrel...again. Here we see him in his house with his two new trophys!
And even tho he had saved the day again...well...not really. He was just sucked into hell and fought his way out...um..i'll just put it another way...Even though he had beaten the shit outta another bad guy, there are still many that lurk in the darkness..
As the new day started out, Evil Eye Laser Man woke up and went out to go do his day job which is, of course, a laser pointer salesman!
Suddenly, the ground starts to rumble, and it is no other than...
They start to terrorize the village, killing many civilians.
It is not long, though, before our hero arrives at the scene to put a stop to their horrendous rampage!
Toxic Octopus Sp|ne and Crazed Cyborg Holyanarchy retreat to their hideout with Evil Eye Laser Man in persuit.
As Evil Eye Laser Man enters their hideout, he is ambushed by Sp|ne and Holyanarchy....and in 3d too....WHOOOO!!!
As Evil Eye Laser Man retreats from Sp|ne, he gets fired upon by Holyanarchy!
Suddenly, the Happy God appears in Evil Eye Laser Man's thoughts and gives him some useful advice.
And with the Happy God's useful advice, Evil Eye Laser Man uses, well, his lasers that he sadly forgot about.
Evil Eye Laser Man quickly corners Sp|ne and finishes him off.
And then moves on to blow Holyanarchy into the sky!
And to finish off their hideout, Evil Eye Laser Man calls upon the powers of the Happy God. And for the first time ever we get to see what the Happy God sees everytime it happifies something!
The core's durability is no match for the power of the Happy God, and it easily exlodes causing the hideout to crumble into the ground!
And with that, Evil Eye Laser Man actually saves the day this time! And he gets some pretty kickass attention for it!
And that concludes yet another day with Evil Eye Laser Man. I hope Sp|ne and Holyanarchy don't get pissed. I'm sorry if you do, but hopefully you wont cause that would suck if you did. Cause then you'd hunt me down with a super soaker filled with acid or something...and that would suck!! Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed it, and be sure to check out the other EELM episodes if you haven't read em yet...and if you even liked this one :P Till next time, remember..ALL FEAR EVIL EYE LASER MAN!!!!
Oh yea. And for you people that think perverted, the red thing firing the lasers was Evil Eye Laser Man's hand..not his third laser!!!
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