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| The chilling future of StarCraft......................and BGH?? | | | Author: | | | IP: | poseidonXXXX | | Date: | 04/13/00 09:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 2, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for TH-Dark: 2.0000 |  | This is an all text report written by TH-Dark and edited (read as: fixed some spelling and edited out all the bad stuff he said about me :-p ) by TH-Clay.Camel. TH is a clan on Bnet with members from Norway, US, and Canada.
I went to the future and to see what would happen if I (TH-dark) faced TH-yare 1v1.... well here it is..........
Disclaimer: hmmmmmm.....there are like lots of bad words or something in this BR......words like f*ck appear in their entirety, so dont't feed this to kids)
As I saw my future self log onto battle net on sc (I was wondering why it was not d2 but oh well………still delayed 5 more months!!) to see only yare and I the only ones on sc. so he was begging for a 1v1 (probably because he likes to see me die in agony but oh well right?) soo he makes th77/th77 (the high number is because th has become such the great clan that (yeah right :-p ) everyone has copied us cuz well we're just soooo great =] ...the truthfulness of this comment is still pending due to court ruling filed by some XD clan....who are they anyway??)
Anyway I join the game and well it was NOT BGH (I thought OMG for the first time in months but to my dismay it was ULTIMA BGH sigh….. and when they say ultima its ultima the map was 256/256 mins 50000 and four gasses) soo yare still a zerg fan picks zerg I the fan of nothing pick random...he starts the game 5.4.3.2.1.0. FUCK LAG!!! oh wait doh it starts from 6 now =] as TH-Clay.Camel’s theory proves true you keep getting the race you would rather shoot but oh well right?
soo my 4 probes go to work.. but feel so confused why I sent them to gas.. I curse and send them to minerals (note by now b.net it set up so you can talk to each other) so after listening to yare's horrible voice do to the of reg maps;) I put on Britany Spear's new song fuck me baby a thousand more times and anal all the way =] it sort of helps.. (god she has gone from teen idol to just a another ho for hire..) but anyway yare dose his normal ( oh did you know that I got a hack for this game so I umm could err umm ah make sure I get yare's side of the game too ;) after hearing some rude remarks from yare I kinda started to cry but remembered it was bgh that has done this to my dear friend so I healed up and went on with the game...I didn't bother watching yare much because I knew what he was doing anyway..(or did I) so I got up my 4 zealots near his base and go from an attack.. they encounter one sunken so they hack and slash until its nothing more then pile of flesh and blood. seeing a little smile on my zealots faces for there win.. then walk on... then they stop dead in there track stunned and can't seem to move. I look up to see what is soo horrifying... my mouth drops my have been 3 feet... I could not believe what I saw mass sunkens... I ask what the hell why you going mass sunkens. yare: this is the only strat for zerg and it worked AWSOME MAN I sigh and go on my zealots run in and well DIE.
so I tech and go to reaver ( still my favorite toss unit) so I load up 2 shuttles with them and go to kill sunkens.. but I land on lurkers.. but just not 2 or 3 of them but 34 of them.. I didn't know what hit me... so I wait for my enpending doom............ wtf where are they? so I look over he’s completely surrounded himself with sunkens and lurkers ... ( dear god I think to my self) but anyway as I remember back when yare and I where gods in 2v2=] we did a mass scout strategy.... soo I decide to do that.. when I reach a total of 45 scouts I head out. to my dismay he went mass scourge... arg!!!!!! but I know that his micro skills are FAR from what they used to be...so I saw a lot of scourge pound into one poor scout. They kept pounding and hacking at each other until there was only one scout and one sunken left.. I chuckle and start to shoot but out of the blue comes 100 mutas.( I pissed my pants to the awesome site and well, it seems like yare did too since he said brb and paused the game) well, he finally un-paused and we continued.. again I thought I was toast.. but they never came I said out loud "JESUS!! where the hell are you?".. he said "what are you talking about". I said "why the hell are you not attacking". He claimed that he was waiting for them to turn into devourers.. I slam my head into the desk getting a slight concussion.. after waking up from that bang to my head.. I look up and see a fleet of devourers.. but I had one goon hacking away at them=] but Yare screams out “HACKER” ( well he was sort of right) he said there is no way in hell that goons could beat mass devourers ..so after a LOOOONNNNGG!!! time killing them.. I walk into his base and killed that ugly sunken... but when I was waiting for the {TH-yare has been eliminated}.. ..it never came and yare let out a mighty laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I sighed .... so I start the hunt gezzzz there are a lot of places to hide in the ULTIMA BGH... so I finally find 19 more exps :/ finally kill them but then I see that th-yare has been dropped from the game ....I got really pissed and tossed a few chairs around.. so back in the channel we starting yelling at each other.. TH-Clay.Camel had to break us up...so an hour later we started talking again... now b.net has video.. god clay has got eh biggest pot belly I have ever seen=] and TH-loke and clay start talking in there native language.. where getting pissed and clay and loke are laughing...you can see how hard clay is laughing cuz al than fat keeps going around and around and around.soo we all get on d2 and I head back to my regular time... and tell clay what happens to him he chuckles a little bit and says I’m a fucking lier but oh well we shall see who will be laughing in the future MUHAHAHA =] oh did I mention that clay is one of the and pkers known to b.net... its true =] I really should not be saying this but the united states and Norway allied and took over the world.. poor Canada got wiped off the map :/ sorry TH-scv and TH-morpheus (2 Canadian TH clan members) I wish you the best of luck....
We are supposed to learn some lesson right?
Lags, drops, and hackers still exist in the future……..they are just better………………errr…….wait a sec
BGH will always be a part of StarCraft
TH-Clay.Camel will become a fat ass
Canadians ----> build bomb shelters now or migrate!
ummm.........Britany is still a big part of our life
A TH-Dark ( and TH-Clay.Camel) presentation
VISIT TH here The un-edited report is on our msg board.
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