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Hi again. This is `~DarKnight~' bringing you his third br, this timestarring Kane- and the famous CynicalMagician! When i joined clan ~nohunters, i saw Nuclear~scv and erotic~drone. Kane- was smurfing as nuclear~scv and cynic as erotic~drone. Cynic issues an openchallenge and kane accepts. I ask if I can obs, and they say yes. Cynic, being the cool person
he is, chooses Bridge Over River Styx as the battle ground instead of the overpopular Lost Temple.I quickly join erotic/drone, and after some chitchat we begin.

CynicalMagician Top-Right Terran

Kane- Bottem-Left Zerg

Note:Due to my lame typing skillz, CynicalMagician will be herein referred to as TheGreatBattleReportingDude.j/k, he will be reffered to as
Cynic.

The Nova Squadron lands its CC at the Top-Right of the map. Led by its brave and valiant leader,Cynic, it is the Black Ops./Espionage Squadron of the Terrans.Meanwhile, an unknown brood has just spawned a hatchery at the bottom-left. This brood's cerebrate, identifying himself as Kane, declares this area Zerg territory. Cynic wants this land for himself, and so the plot thickens (<-----insert dramatic music here).

Cynic begins the game by building a supply depot, a barracks, and scouting. Kane hasn't morphed any buildings and is building drones nonstop. He sends a big bloated elephant/giant squid thing to scout. At this point, Cynic's scv finds kane. The scv scoots infor a look, and then runs just outside of kane's base. Kane adds an extractor and a pool. Cynic
sends his scv back him, this time ordering him to seduce a drone and lure it away. kane's ovie found Cynic and sees 3 marines. The cowardly overlordruns away, very,very,slowly.

Lets check up on our players
Cynic:2 rax, refinery, and academy. Has m&m coming out.
Kane:spawning pool and extractor. Has a ton of drones.
Hmmmm...

Kane takes a naked exp at his natural, bottom-right.
Cynicsends his brave scv for another seduce-and-run on the mineral line. Here's what happened, from the point of view of the SCV.

My girlfriend just died (she was a dropship pilot). I was lonely and needed someone. I called 1-800-Blind-Date and had a blind date set up for me the next day. The next day, I went over to her house and strolled in (she didn't have a doorbell, aka wall-in). I looked at her, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaagh! she wasn't human! But she called herself Drone, as in mindless sex
machine. Hmmmm... I thought, this could work out well. Well, all of a sudden,her family all turned their eyes on me, as if one person, and began ...*static*...

Host of Blind Date: Oh well, looks as if that blind date didn't work out to well...

Kane morphs a lair. Cynic comsats Kane's natural and finds his exp, now up and running. Cynic has 8 rines, with more coming out. Cynicbegins construction of a factory. The marines he had finds Kane's ovie hanging outside of the base and kill it.

Kane morphs a second hatch at his main, bringing his total hatches to 3. His hydra den finishes.

Cynic has MM1F:Marines,Medics,and 1 Firebat. The firebat turns out to be useless, it does nothing but get raped by the zerg. Cynic decides to comsat the zerg main again, finding a lair and hydra den. Cynic obviously expects lurkers, but...

Cynic has a factory+machine shop, starts a e-bay, and the first tank pops out. The zerg forces only have 2 hydras, while Cynic has 2 tanks and around two control
groups of MM1F. Kane constructs a hatch in the middle of the map and adds a spire to his nat exp.

He still has 1000000000000 drones and 2 exps, giving him better economy than his opponent. Cynic wants some blood, one elephant isn't gonna satisfy his blood lust. He moves out 2 tanks, 3 SCVs, and 2 control groups of MM1F. They stop just short of Kane's base.

Here, -Kumarbi- decides to say something:

Cynic, expecting lurks and having to sci vessels, constructs turrets outside of Kane's base. His tanks siege and it looks like a tank push or containment.

Kane only has 3 mutas and two lurks+two sunkens todefend. Kane decides to pull back his mutas two his exp, where he has 9 mutas join them. Then he sends the 12 mutas to attack the terran base. The terran base has no defense or troops to defend, and Cynic loses all of his main buildings.

Cynic decides to play kill the other base first, and his force decimates the Zerg main. Cynic has to kill two more exps while Kane
only has two raze several turrets that Cynic has constructed outside his razed main.

Cynic sends a SCV to see what the Zerg defense at the natural is. There is a whole ton of mutas there, and the SCV dies quickly. The tanks and m&m move in, only to be raped by the mutalisks.

Cynic has a cc at the old zerg main. The Zerg mutas go on a seek-and-destroy, killing all the turrets and the cc.

At this point, -Kumarbi- says: Now its over.

CynicalMagician replies: Not yet. Cynic had just made a cc at his natural. The mutas found the cc two seconds later. Cynic: Ok, NOW its over.

The End

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