"But he lags like a government worker"
-VRAM1974
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| Meyham- The Intentional Mutilation Of Another's Body =D | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-tXXXX | | Date: | 10/07/00 10:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 4, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for Eradicate~Me: 6.0500 |   | | Hey thanks for opening up this edition of my 2nd BattleReport. Convinced to try harder and improve off of my 1st ( a total bomb) Br I decided to attempt this. It is again another 1v1 considering I am not ready for the confusment of a 2v2 or ffgay. If this turns out well I will move up the ladder, besides all this should be fun, and I can only improve. Keep in mind like the first Br I did this one does have pics, although not as big, they are better with anal raping graphics, not really it's just that describes it....You're lost aren't you? |
Anyways this Br started when I just joined a game with only 1 obs spot left where LuckyNewbie:P, [X]SlipKnot, and Wisest~Yoda occupied the others. Although the gaynus of LuckyNewbie:p occured when the countdown began where he switched to a player...thats when I decided to Br.
Opps I forgot to Introduce the players...
Hmm..Dang forgot the Map too..
Enthused will now be refered to as "Enth" and MsG`Eminem`SA will be refered to as "Eminem". I don't really need to do font color do I? Enth=Brown and Eminem=Orange KEEP THAT IN MIND!
EARLY GAME..
Well after Lucky lifts off restating that he is an obs the building begins..
Although it didn't all go like that. The hatcheries and spires come at a later time, I was just showing there teching. Anyways Enth early expands at his natral while Eminem also throws a hatchery down but near his bridge. Both go fast gas and morph in a Spawning Pool. After Enth's Hatch evolves he maynard 5 or 6 drones while Eminem scouts. Coincidensly they meet on the bridge.
Enth morphs a Lair but soon finds himself being harrassed by 8 lings Eminem sent to do evil. Luckily for Enth he had 2 sunkens to wipe out the evil fiends. Enth oddly throws down a Spire and a couple sunkens at his expo. Eminem morphs in a Evolution Chamber and procedes to attack Enth again with a bunch of lings. Enth fends it off well with some of his own lings and the help of sunkens.
Enth focuses back onto offense as 2 muties pop out. Meanwhile Eminem also morphs in a Spire then Muties, not to mention a bunch of lings. Although for humors sake Enth's first targets of his Muties are a poor, defensless, Ovie.
Yep thats pretty cold and sad to do so isn't it? Ah all you guys want is the pic.
AHHH THE CHAOS! OH THE HUMANITY! IMBALENCE IS RIGHT! YOU GO OVIE!! FLY AWAY! FLLLLY!!! GAHHHHH!! HOW CAN THE MAKERS OF SC ALLOW THIS CARNAGE!?!? GAHHH!
Anyways, back to the game. Another coincidense occurs as both expand. Although Enth leads the ratio for # of expos Eminem morphs in a Hatch at the bottom left spot as Enth expands to the top middle spot. Meanwhile Eminem still focusing on ending the game gathers a shitload of lings and marches north. Although it proves to be another win for Enth as he stuffs Eminems army back with sheer numbers of lings and sunkens, not to mention a couple muties.
Somewhat frusterated Eminem morphs in a Hydralisk Den and continues building up his army from scratch. Enth meanwhile improves his hatchery number to 5 as he morphs in another at his natral. Eminem techs his Hatchery up to a Lair and continues up to a Spire.
THE GAME IS PAUSED
Enth pauses the game claiming to be "Afk" and the conversations about nothingness errupts. All I really made out was how Yoda expressed his true desire for men.
I also got a chance to change my directories for my ss's.
5 minutes later Enth returns and the game is resumed. Eminem brings a shitload of hydras to the middle in some odd formation. His army sits in wait as Enth gathers up an army of his own.
Even though you may know how the game is progressing I'll supply you with an update.
Eminem moves his army back into his base but minutes later it proves to be a sad sad mistake as Enth attacks Eminems Expo with mass lings and Muties. Although the muties die from spore colonies, the lings are tearing away at the defensless colonies. Eminem reinforces the dieng expo with hydras and kills off the lings.
Enth isn't satisfied, considering he lost his first battle and keeps the pressure on by attacking again. Eminem is prepared this time with a couple Spore Colonies, a Lurker, and Hydras at his main. Enth's attack force consistes of more Lings and Muties. The Lings get eradicated by the Lurker but the Muties are laying havoc on the colonies. Once again Eminem is forced to supply the dieing expo with Hydras. But Enth is smart as he guards the bridge outside the expo with lings, and the aiding hydras get raped.
THE RISE OF ENTH AND THE FALL OF EMINEM
With the fall of Eminems only expo things are only getting worse as Enth improves his Hatch count to 7 as he expands to the 7 and 8 spots and the top-right. Eminem now only has a mined out main.
THE FINAL ASSUALT
Considering the odds stacked on Eminem, Enth attacks the dry, defensless Main with Cracklings,Guards,and Muties.
But before the game ended Lucky showed some gayness! YES GAYNESS! But first I'll supply you with the last battle followed by the "Stealing of the Minerals" and the "SCV Dance"!
LUCKIES STEALING OF THE MINERALS
THE SCV DANCE
WINNER- ENTHUSED
LOSER- MSG`EMINEM`SA
FINAL THOUGHTS
1)In a ZvZ you need more than 3 hatches and 1 expo
2)Mayhem is a good map
3)Eminem isn't very good
4)Enth is
5)Lucky is a good Comedian
6)Yoda is a transvestite
7)Black backround owns all
8)Comment me!
And now to copy off of Cynical!
Thanks for reading, and please comment
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