"Nice, except for the fact that all you chess pansies are a bunch of map hackers."
-Mark4
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| BR.com: The Movie - Part One | | | Author: | | | IP: | ci991207XXXX | | Date: | 05/27/01 12:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for TDM: 5.0000 |  | A long, long time ago...
In a land, far, far away...
BR.COM...
THE MOVIE...
PART 1.
Chapter One: Enter the Prelude.
The year is AJVI (After Johnny_Vegas I)253. In the land of BR.com, the castle, Rook's Keep, towers over the surrounding village. The current monarch Admin is JV IV, his right hand man is the just templar Admin Mark4. However, the newly hired Fox^1, the treacherous, deceptivly harmless Admin, is slowly taking over. JV has largley handed the reins of the kingdoms rule to Fox^1. Mark4 was sent on a mission to the east with a legion, to defeat the evil land of SC.org.
Unbeknownest to the kind, benevolent JV, Fox^1 has taken half of the village population in to his slave galleys, forcing them to click the Banners - the god's holy signs - night and day, no rest and precious few rations. The new income and the blessings of the gods have been attributed - with Fox^1's help - to Fox^1's effeciency. Thus, with no blood line heir, JV has written the will of the kingdom to Fox^1...
Chapter Two: Rebellious Intentions
CynicalMagician(CM): It has to stop I tell you!
Wangsonn: I agree... But what can you do? They have the army, the tactical leadership, AND they have the spies!! In fact, YOU could be a spy, CM!!!
CM:*Wangsonn gets blasted into a couch by CM's magic*
SlingsNArrows: HEY!! Shouldn't we be fighting them, not ourselves!?!
CM: Your right.
Wangsonn: Ow...
POA: IGGY FOR PREZ!!
SlingsNArrows & CM: SHUT UP!!!
POA: Sorry.
Wangsonn: Owwwwwww...
CM: Back to the matter at hand. What do we do now?
POA: I suggest a rescue opporation. Get GOZ and TDM out of Fox's slammer.
CM: ASDF, POA, we do NOT need GOZ's help.
SlingsNArrows: We need all the help we can get, CM.
Wangsonn: *whisper to POA* I think we should take GOZ and TDM and leave CM there... ow...
POA: *whisper back* We need CM's magic, besides, lets face it, none of us have the brains to lead but CM!
CM: Yeah, I also have better hearing.
POA & Wangsonn: ASDF!!!
CM: Haha.
Basic: *opening door* Hey guys! WAZZZZZZUUUUUPPPPPP!!!
POA: WZZZZUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
CM: Shutup. Fine, lets do that rescue operation. YES, Slings, we'll get GOZ out, too.
Chapter 3: The Rescue
Drefsab: LOOK LIVELY THEIR, SLAVES!!! *cracks whip*
Fintonial: *whispering to Slipknot* Does he always yell?
Slipknot: Yup.
Drefsab: LETS GET CLICKING, SLAVES!! *cracks whip*
All the Slaves: *click click click click click*
*General Breeze, Fox^1's cold hearted righthand man enters the room*
Breeze: I trust your treating them badly, Leuitenant?
Drefsab: The worst is what they get, General.
Fintonial: GENERAL!!! I have a message for High Admin JV!!
Breeze: Really.
Fintonial: Yes! The new replays will be the death of us! We cann- UGGHH!!!
Breeze: *stabs Fintonial with sword*
Fintonial: *dies*
Breeze: Right, anyone else want to complain?
*silence*
Breeze: Good. Lieutenant... Work them double hard today... *sweeps cloak about and exits*
TDM: *muttering* Cold hearted ba-
Drefsab: SHUT UP THERE AND GET CLICKING!!
All: Yes Sir!
::The Cynical Resistance group, TCR, is on the move. a rescue op from Fox^1's secret slave galleys is planned. CM, Basic, Wangsonn, POA, SlingsNArrows and Slings GF, Princess Collsy, are going to rescue as many slaves as possible, GOZ, TDM, Slipknot, Fizban_, and others are slaves...::
TCR: *moving twords castle in shadows*
*a figure moves out from a nearby building*
SixtyWATZ: SLIIINNNNNNGGGGSSSSSS
SlingsNArrows: WATZ!!!!
SixtyWATZ: *holds out hand for handshake*
SlingsNArrows: *BIFF!* *punches SixtyWATZ* Thats for trying to hit on my GF!!!
SixtyWATZ: OW!
*CM, POA, Wangsonn and Basic all burst out laughing*
SixtyWATZ: s'not funny... *gets up*
CM: Say, Sixty, wana join our gang?
SixtyWATZ: Thats what I found you for. I have a Sock Gun! *holds out a gun that has "Ph33r Th3 S0ck" on it*
CM: Um... Right.
PrincessCollsy: Lets move on, shall we?
All: Yes, lets.
Derek: Hi gang!
All: Hi, Derek.
CM: We're kinda busy right now, Derek... Talk to you later, eh?
Derek: I wana join your Rebel Group!!
CM: Er...
POA: Why does everyone want to join us?
Derek: 'cause it's right.
SCV~007: *pops out of door* I'm joining, too! I have a gang of 5 SCV's to back me up, too!
Derek: I have an argumentative demeanor.
CM: ALRIGHT!! Alright, you can join...
All: Woop.
::In the High Command room in the castle...::
Fox^1: What have you to report, General?
Breeze: *kneeling* Our Spy has succsessfully infiltrated the rebel ranks, sire.
Fox^1: Excellent... everything is going as planned...
*both men have a typicall evil laugh*
DUN DUN DUN DUN...
To be continued...
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