"Hey, what the hell, I might as well expand here too."
-[JC]JonaGoo
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| Why do I always do these enormous BRs - Part 2 | | | Author: | | | IP: | StCatherXXXX | | Date: | 12/28/01 04:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 10, Min: 8
Lifetime Rating for |]agomar: 8.6667 |    |
Continued . . . .
Both remaining opponents start new expansions, Erad with almost no minerals left ( yet thousands upon thousands of gas ). It's worth noting that, had I not destroyed Erad's army - almost to a man - he would've won long ago. Oh well ;). While watching the replay, I happened to click on one of yellow's gateways and almost doubled over in shock ( well, not really, but I did laugh ). Observe, my friends:
Now far be it for me to call someone stupid but . . . this is really stupid. I trust you all see why. If you don't, I'll hunt you down and kill you as a service to humanity.
After I die, both foes start to hit each other with raids, the forces once reserved for my destruction now being diverted to . . . much better use :(. Ground's guards set to work wiping up expansions, while Erad sends troops of zealots to destroy the Zerg expansion in the deep South. Both attempts are foiled in the end, however, by the power of scouts, zerglings and lurkers. Scourge eventually own the scout, and everything is pretty much back to where it was soon enough.
Erad then takes a chance, and sends his minions ( consisting mostly of zealots, but also a dragoon and a dark templar ) South. They smash through the initial zerglings, but then, on the brink of victory at last . . . wait for reinforcements. While they do, Ground rallies his forces and builds new zerglings en masse, while plaguing and ensnaring the waiting Protoss troops. When the attack finally comes, the Protoss are smashed, only to hold the ramp to the rampaging zerglings. Another very unsexy stalemate follows, as both sides reinforce yet again.
And at last the decisive move is made. Zerglings pour from Ground's 6:00 base like tears from Erad's eyes when he's lost a game of Starcraft. Whatever containing Protoss troops there were are raped in short order. And a probe convoy coming from one of the last resource clusters in the game is flanked and set upon. A number of zealots racing to help from the yellow main are quickly slaughtered, and as his last "army" is pathetically crushed, Erad leaves the game at last. At the lineup in the sky, he's laughed at kicked far down to where he belongs ;).
Well that was a bloody sexy game, especially Ground's come from behind victory - however undeserved it was :D. Kudos to everyone, maybe except for Cookies! I was going to handout trophies for everyone in this game, but then figured that would border on rampant homosexuality. Plus I'm tired as a dead dog. Let's have a look at the scores:
Pretty weird stuff. BTW, if you want to add to your holiday cheer by mocking an absolutely awful picture of myself and my mom, you can look at it at www.geocities.com/fantasyfictiononline/Dagomarpsycho.jpg. I'll leave you with some completely, totally and utterly uncensored stupidity ( expect porno right now people ) . . . .
So owned. Happy Kwanza, and a happy new year :)
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