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| Make way, comin' through, ANOTHER TIME REPORTS HERE! | | | Author: | | | IP: | h0010b59XXXX | | Date: | 11/26/02 02:11 | | Game Type: | Warcraft 3 | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
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INTRODUCTION
Welcome to another heart-warming TIME is not on YOUR SIDE report. I have a 2 week vacation that I do NOT want, because I have nothing to do. So with all this free time, I decided to write you guys a battle report! ...STOP MOANING! Guess what? THIS ONE HAS PICTURES! I know, I am as shocked as you are. Now my reports are wonderful balls of gosuness perfect in every way, shape and form.
This is a pure report, there is very little fanfic. (yay!) And its a 1v1 on LT. One player (OneL, me) is undead, and the other (Testing-hu, a testing account, not his real one) is night elf. OneL starts top middle and testing starts middle right.
Once again, this is a one-sided report for the most part. So don't complain!
Who will win this epic battle? Who cares? We'll find out...NOW! Because the report is starting! Gogogogo!
OneL does his usual build order of zig + crypt and makes 3 acolytes. He summons an alter a little later and masses up plenty of ghouls before his hero comes out. And soon, the hero is born!
Instead of creeping, OneL thought it would be a good idea to make a quick rush. He started sending his DK and 5 ghouls to the middle left...no one was there..then he went bottom middle...no one was there...then he finally got to the night elf base.
Well it wasn't really a rush anymore, more of an attack at this point.
Yup, there they are...attacking a clearly more powerful force because he was actually creeping.
And here they are running away in embarrassment. OK! That "rush" was pathetic!
Now, OneL finally decided to creep after starting a HOTD. I dont think he killed a single unit on that pathetic attack...but anyway, he cleared his natural and headed downward to see if the night elf expanded at his natural.
Along the way, the wonderful lich was summoned and they met up with the night elves...
Well, in this little skirmish, the night elf player somehow surrounded and killed the poor death knight, and the hunts bounce totally killed the ghouls. The lich had no choice but to TP out with his remaining 5 ghouls. Then he summoned one of those nifty halls of the dead.
MINIMAP UPDATE! As you can see, OneL has an expo at his natural and Testing has one at bottom middles main. Back to the report!
Saddened, OneL quickly makes more ghouls and necros now that his temple had finished. Once the death knight was revived he pulled one of the sneakiest tricks known to man!
Well, his units were a little scratched from that brave and heroic move. So they head on over to the local fountain of life, which was already cleared. After about ten seconds, the night elves were there! And they had a very long battle, where OneL had his vengeance!
He surrounded the DH and spammed nova and coils on him, and then he was dead. Hurray for the scourge!
Now, like everyone would, OneL thought it was best to attack the night elves while testing had no hero. And he did so, after checking to see if he had an expo at his natural.
The battle went pretty well, and OneL slaughtered a few dryads and hunts, but once the DH revived he had to TP the hell out of there.
Testing went creeping and then had a LEVEL SIX DEMON HUNTER! The DH's boast could be heard even from the undeads base, where the even the lich was shaking in his boots...if he had any...
OneL went to creep the nearby Ogres guarding the goblin lab. Once that was done, the scourge headed to testing's main...again. And on the way they met the night elves...again.
It was a massacre. Both of OneL's heros died, but luckily the death knight had an ank from the ogre. OneL could've won, except for demon form and his wand of negations. His skeletons and ghouls were no match for this, and near the end the only thing left was the DK and the DH and his fire dragon. The Death knight retreated in honor.
Most of the time afterwards was spent making units. Both players had only 1 expo and their main gold mines were running low. But they still had plenty of gold though, and once they had their armies up and running again, they battled..in the exact same place for the third god damn time.
The death knight died rather quickly from 100% focus fire, and it was left to the lich to win this battle. Unfortunatly he didn't... Cripple + frost nova on the DH wasn't enough, and the splash from the DH and the hunts ripped through the ghouls and WoN owned the skellies.
With no TP, the whole scourge army was gone. So was most of the night elf army though. Thats all they had left in that picture. Oh, and he made a lvl 1 KOTG as well.
The main gold mines collapsed.
Back at home, OneL started his secret weapon!
Oooh, sexy isnt it?
Testing couldn't attack right away because he basically only had 2 heros. This gave OneL some time to rebuild his fallen army, and he did so. He had his two heros back as well as 1 frost wyrm, 12 ghouls and 4 necros. He was ready to take on anything...or so he thought.
MINIMAP UPDATE!
Testing expanded at his natural, which OneL was just about to destroy with his new army. He kills it and runs back to home base, not wanting to run into that damn DH.
He gets home safely, but soon, the night elf army makes a HUGE attack at his fortified expo. He spams nova and coil and crippled the DH many times because of that damn abolish magic shit.
Testing had no more wand of negations and had no choice but to tp out when his precious DH was surrounded by skeletons.
Then there was a time of peace. OneL knew that the night elf army was still strong due to their lame wells. So he went to clear middle left's expo and expanded there. Testing was creeping too, and made a second expansion in the top right. Both players now had two expos.
OneL thought it was time for a little blood, and sent his huge army to the top right. (No, he doesn't have a maphack, it was a shade! HONEST!) He kills the defenseless expo easily, since the night elf player had no scrolls of TP. But rest assured, the night elf would put up a fight...
On OneL's way home, he encountered some very angry night elves!
OneL decided to focus fire on the demon hunter, spamming coils and novas as usual. But the stupid DotC's casted rejuv and he became impossible to kill! But
then, the death knight casted his UBER AWESOME ULTIMATE! DARK SUMMONING...I mean...ANIMATE DEAD!
It only summoned 6 ghouls...but anyway, they surrounded the DH fully and the lich used dark ritual on one and novad the DH. The dead ghoul gave the DH a chance to escape...but did he?
The above pic is the best warcraft3 picture to date
The keeper of the grove soon died to a death coil and the scourge were on their way to the main base of the night elves! Would the scourge claim victory??
PROBABLY!
They checked to see if testing had a natural expo, seeing that he didn't they went up to the main base, where the freezing breath helps take down those damn AP's.
The few dryads and hunts quickly falled to the DK's blade and the lich's nova and ... blue ice thingy that comes out of his mouth.
The frost wyrm that remained had to keep attacking the alter to keep that stupid DH from respawning, and boy was it close!
Once one of the uprooted ancients died, the lich was lvl 6 and he casted death and decay, as you can see in this last picture:
WOW that was close!
Once the alter died from DnD, testing surrendered and left. Thus ends another gosu TIME report!
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THANK YOU FOR READING!
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